Bully Wee Villa Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) Wrong thread.... Edited April 27, 2017 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 In lift at work colleague asks Do you think they called the company that name as joke, you know Schindlers Lifts ? Schindler make the lifts in my work too and I have considered if it was a play on words too*. ***gonna guess that the lift company was created prior to the Schindlers List film coming out.** does she think the film is called Schindlers Lifts or is she thinking the same as me? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) She genuinely assumed that someone had set up a lift company after the movie Schindlers List came out and, that individual would think it a humorous play on words to call the company Schindlers Lifts Edited April 27, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ah well this is my second induction into the "Out of the mouth of babes" hall of shame. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 She got it right but my girlfriend is filling out a form and she shouted through and said "Do you spell British B-r-i-t-i-s-h?" -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Dindeleux said: She got it right but my girlfriend is filling out a form and she shouted through and said "Do you spell British B-r-i-t-i-s-h?" My girlfriend FaceTimed me earlier asking what 'salary expectations' meant on a job application she was filling in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 On 23 April 2017 at 22:54, Stellaboz said: Tony Facking Blair. He's gotta be a poof ain't he? Get in the bin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Get in the bin Well done on completely missing the gag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Well done on completely missing the gag. Thank you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I'm going to take the thread of the title literally. Was at the hospital with my 5 year old daughter with a suspected broken wrist after falling off her bike. The doctor was trying to treat her as grown up and was directing all questions to her one of which 'are you allergic to anything'(obviously meaning medicines etc). My daughter replies 'yes doctor, face paint' Both me and doc burst out laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Wife looking through the catalogue "oh, heres a power washer for 70 quid, that would be handy" me - we need a hose. Her "we dont need a hose, you just fill it with water". Jesus wept. The other day she thought I was in trouble with the polis because it flashed up on my iPad that D.I bruce Robertson had quoted one of my posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 We're getting work done on the house just now, and when I was making the builders some coffee earlier my wife told me to top it up with cold water so they were back to work sooner. I like her thinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 We're getting work done on the house just now, and when I was making the builders some coffee earlier my wife told me to top it up with cold water so they were back to work sooner. I like her thinking. If they weren't rifling through her underwear drawer already (they were), they sure will be now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 If they weren't rifling through her underwear drawer already (they were), they sure will be now. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Pics or GTF Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 13 hours ago, Zetterlund said: We're getting work done on the house just now, and when I was making the builders some coffee earlier my wife told me to top it up with cold water so they were back to work sooner. I like her thinking. Go the whole hog and put some shit in it. That'll get them back to work asap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 25 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Go the whole hog and put some shit in it. That'll get them back to work asap. It's instant so I'd have to put in quite a bit for them to notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just managed to get the wife to put subtitles on so I could see what BB8 was saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Was round in the Southside earlier on, and had some time to kill before my train so took a look round a few of the charity shops. Found the classic documentary series "The Nazis: A Warning From History" on DVD for a quid - result. Showed her: "Oh, that wee boy on the front cover looks like you when you were a kid..." Cheers hen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Was round in the Southside earlier on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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