HenryHill Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 21 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Which is all well and good if she wasn't partial to taking lines off toilets in nightclubs and in strangers houses. They are called skid marks and if she made them its fair enough she cleans up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 They are called skid marks and if she made them its fair enough she cleans up. I would expect a man with such a username to be more clued up on the criminal underworld which my partner lives in. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: I would expect a man with such a username to be more clued up on the criminal underworld which my partner lives in. What am I a clown? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 3 hours ago, HenryHill said: What am I a clown? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? ^^^Tut-tut - split infinitive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Ok ok I win, close the thread.Our cat killed a mouse last night and the wee thing was lying outside. I noticed it lying there earlier on.Girlfriend came in and said "the cats killed one of those things with the big noses"??I was like yeh a mouse."No no not a mouse, one of those things with the big noses".I knew at this point it would be good. What things?"Those things with the big noses, awww what are they called? Those things that eat ants".An aardvark I pondered (surely not)."Yes!! That's the word I was looking for".I was going to explain life to her at this point but I just nodded and let her carry on. Am on my phone so can't see your location. Is it a popular haunt for aardvarks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 (edited) On 6/30/2017 at 06:24, Dindeleux said: Those things that eat ants". An aardvark I pondered (surely not). "Yes!! That's the word I was looking for". Aardvarks eat termites, I believe. Perhaps when she said "Those things that eat ants" she had something else in mind. Anteaters maybe? Edited July 7, 2017 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Always wondered how they got their name. Makes sense, now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Always wondered how they got their name. Makes sense, now. Named on a Friday afternoon is my guess. "Right lads, how many more of these do we have to do? Just the one? Great...done. Let's go to the pub." Edited July 7, 2017 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 We've Got new neighbours 2 doors up, who are french. The wife - oh, I'd love to try French cuisine, especially snails legs". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Shotgun said: Aardvarks eat termites, I believe. Perhaps when she said "Those things that eat ants" she had something else in mind. Anteaters maybe? I think that was the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, Rugster said: I think that was the point. <Sound of Shotgun tiptoeing away, somewhat embarrassed.> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 On 6/30/2017 at 18:46, Dindeleux said: My missus is bad for saying "oooohhhhhh you've taken 2 paracetamol only a couple of hours ago now you are taking another 2, you're supposed to wait 4 hours in between, that's bad for you". Which is all well and good if she wasn't partial to taking lines off toilets in nightclubs and in strangers houses. Explains the Aardvark comment TBF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Sitting in livingroom earlier. Noticed a bloody mouse running from one end of room to under the kitchen door.wife gets up and takes her shoe off and stands at door for 5 mins. Me.... why you standing there it won't come out now.it's probably seen you standing there Her.... how can it see me I thought mice were blind FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 We've Got new neighbours 2 doors up, who are french. The wife - oh, I'd love to try French cuisine, especially snails legs". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 2 hours ago, wellinwigan said: Sitting in livingroom earlier. Noticed a bloody mouse running from one end of room to under the kitchen door.wife gets up and takes her shoe off and stands at door for 5 mins. Me.... why you standing there it won't come out now.it's probably seen you standing there Her.... how can it see me I thought mice were blind FFS The ones in my flat are. They've been watching the same stuff on the internet as me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I saw a mouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Where? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 There on the stair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Did it have clogs on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Probably clippity clopping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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