Shandon Par Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Discussing booking some flights with missus and I’d forgotten the name of the Milan airport in question. Her suggestion “Inter Milan airport?”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Driving my mrs home from some work night out that had a quiz...... "Apparently there are two football teams in Dundee" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Waitress "Can I take your drinks order?" Mother in law (babe is stretching it a bit but not bad for 67) "I'll have a glass of prosciutto. No, wait, I mean a glass of bruschetta". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Having a takeaway tonight. She asked where from and I told her it's a new bit. She asked to see and I showed her this:- Her: That looks shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Having a takeaway tonight. She asked where from and I told her it's a new bit. She asked to see and I showed her this:- Her: That looks shit. She’s right tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Aye that looks shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Nice pizza. Kebab wasn't the best. Delivery was really quick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 When delivery is quick it usually means nae c**t orders from the place. Aye looks shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 When delivery is quick it usually means nae c**t orders from the place. Aye looks shite. And the food has been left out all day then warmed up in the microwave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Nah, there is a bit here called Younis Peri Peri who deliver really quickly and the food is always piping hot. Burgers are incredible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Discussing Brazil at work, a contact from a supplier is Brazilian but living in Scotland and loving it. Female colleague ' Well bits of Brazil are really poor, they all live in Falafels' Me ' Do you mean Favela?' FC 'No think it definitely Falafel'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Nah, there is a bit here called Younis Peri Peri who deliver really quickly and the food is always piping hot. Burgers are incredible. You know how microwaves work right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You know how microwaves work right? You can tell fresh from reheated though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Nah, there is a bit here called Younis Peri Peri who deliver really quickly and the food is always piping hot. Burgers are incredible. Best takeaway in Dumfries. I hope you order Hot though. Them Peri Peri fries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Best takeaway in Dumfries. I hope you order Hot though. Them Peri Peri fries The burgers are incredible. Sadly I'm a pussy when it comes to spice so just go for half pounder burgers. Unreal how nice they are. I get the peri peri chips with it and they really are incredible. That's as spicy as I go though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 On the subject of Dumfries takeaways, I always thought the pizzas from Benvenuto were superb, usually went there on a Saturday night if I was visiting my grandmother. They'd occasionally have an Italian channel on (RAI maybe) showing Serie A highlights. Anyway while waiting on my lunch yesterday the news on TV there was a story about first nations people protesting over a land dispute. A delightful older white woman (not a babe) remarked to her friend "If they don't like it they should go back to where they came from" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Benvenuto pizzas are indeed excellent. There are 4 proper pizza* shops in the town and they all close around 10pm annoyingly. Is this an Italian thing? * Handmade thin dough there and then. Not pre-made base. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Torpar said: On the subject of Dumfries takeaways, I always thought the pizzas from Benvenuto were superb, usually went there on a Saturday night if I was visiting my grandmother. They'd occasionally have an Italian channel on (RAI maybe) showing Serie A highlights. Anyway while waiting on my lunch yesterday the news on TV there was a story about first nations people protesting over a land dispute. A delightful older white woman (not a babe) remarked to her friend "If they don't like it they should go back to where they came from" Owned by a dyslexic Provo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Apparently Clyde Merryweather is a famous boxer. A bit racist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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