1nickydevlin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 That's what I thought . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Is she 4 years old? Honestly fail to see how anyone Scottish can't know that. I'm frequently staggered how thick some people are regarding geography, I think their brains aren't wired up for knowing what's over the horizon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 She's from deep deep ayrshire Where? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 i was sent to aldi for bread on my way home last night because tesco had run out. i only managed to get wraps. i put them in the cupboard beside 2 full loaves of bread. in response to querying why i had to go for bread, i was told "because the shops have run out" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, coprolite said: i was sent to aldi for bread on my way home last night because tesco had run out. i only managed to get wraps. i put them in the cupboard beside 2 full loaves of bread. in response to querying why i had to go for bread, i was told "because the shops have run out" I hope you are still swinging those punches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) My wife has a couple of wheaten loaves cooking in the oven, one on each shelf. I asked her how long they would take to cook, as I want to put the pizza on for tea shortly. Her reply "I'm swapping them round in a minute." That's fine, but it's not what I asked! ETA: She'd three of them on - takes an hour. ETFA: Very nice, better than the stuff you buy in the shops. Edited March 1, 2018 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 A serious contender for the most boring place in Scotland imo. Apart from when the fish and chip van comes in, but I might be getting mixed up with Nethy Bridge, another contender. You've never been to Cromdale, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 We just watched a video remaster of Celine Dion and Elvis singing, "she looks skinny even so long ago singing with him".His bit filmed in77, newer bit 2009 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: I'm frequently staggered how thick some people are regarding geography, I think their brains aren't wired up for knowing what's over the horizon. Lassie at my work reckons she couldn't point to Britain on a map of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Lassie at my work reckons she couldn't point to Britain on a map of the world. There's a fairly major bit of abstraction to transfer the world as we see it to a drawing on a sheet of paper. I grew up staring at globes and map books and dreaming of adventures. If it doesn't click young maybe it never does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 "I don't fancy driving yet, it still doesn't look good out there, really icy. Will you give me a lift?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Sitting in Edinburgh airport right now, she asks “is Edinburgh an international airport?” We’re flying to Poland in an hour and in the last 6 months have flown to Abu Dhabi from Edinburgh. She has 2 degrees. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Sitting in Edinburgh airport right now, she asks “is Edinburgh an international airport?” We’re flying to Poland in an hour and in the last 6 months have flown to Abu Dhabi from Edinburgh. She has 2 degrees. Give her a 3rd degree, Chinese burn. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 We were watching the new series of Benidorm last week, it's easy watching and fairly enjoyable. Tony Hadley had a cameo as a wedding singer and repeatedly sang Spandau Ballet classics. Characters were referring to him by name and everything. I'd even spoke about how he was a good sport for his wee role. I think it was the third Spandau Ballet song in and he's singing Gold from a boat when she finally asks "Is the joke that this singer can only do Spandau Ballet songs or something?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 7 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Sitting in Edinburgh airport right now, she asks “is Edinburgh an international airport?” We’re flying to Poland in an hour and in the last 6 months have flown to Abu Dhabi from Edinburgh. She has 2 degrees. This requires more questions of her. Like what she thinks that means etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Busta Nut said: This requires more questions of her. Like what she thinks that means etc. Let him finish the pie kicking first. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 My mum and sister went on a girly holiday together last year somewhere in Scotland and saw some fairly uninteresting wildlife, including one creature which Mum reckoned was a deer while Sis was convinced it was a hare. Neither of them would back down and both swore up and down they had it right. How can you mix those two up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 1 minute ago, nsr said: My mum and sister went on a girly holiday together last year somewhere in Scotland and saw some fairly uninteresting wildlife, including one creature which Mum reckoned was a deer while Sis was convinced it was a hare. Neither of them would back down and both swore up and down they had it right. How can you mix those two up? And how would you know whose pie to kick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 My mum and sister went on a girly holiday together last year somewhere in Scotland and saw some fairly uninteresting wildlife, including one creature which Mum reckoned was a deer while Sis was convinced it was a hare. Neither of them would back down and both swore up and down they had it right. How can you mix those two up? Was the sister standing much further away? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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