NJ2 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Watching the Scotland game with missus last night. She asked "why are they all wearing such terrible shoes?". Had to agree. Some garish monstrosities on show. Folk that refer to them as “football shoes” are FTW. Anyway, I’d bet you were delighted with various shades on display, ideas for your spring/summer range. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Folk that refer to them as “football shoes” are FTW. Anyway, I’d bet you were delighted with various shades on display, ideas for your spring/summer range. My daughter referred to her fitba boots as "cleats" the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I can top that. Sitting having a discussion about countries and she was adamant that turkey was close to africa. So we get the bairns atlas out to show her it’s closer to the middle east. Then she sees egypt on the map, and says “egypts not in africa” this is despite having a map infront on her, it written in black and white and having being published in all the atlases ever, Yet she wasn’t having it. Does she beleive the worlds flat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 19 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Watching the Scotland game with missus last night. She asked "why are they all wearing such terrible shoes?". Had to agree. Some garish monstrosities on show. I get that one. I've also had reference to football outfits and uniforms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 My daughter referred to her fitba boots as "cleats" the other day. I trust the BTTP method was administered? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I trust the CTTP method was administered? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Does she beleive the worlds flat? Nah. It was like she just couldn’t get her head around it being in aftica. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I get that one. I've also had reference to football outfits and uniforms. We had the sound off and I’d say her commentary was better than listening to the usual bbc twats with their hair transplants and shite knitwear. Should be a BBC Red Button option to listen to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 The mrs just asked if boxing is like wrestling and the results are pre determined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 minute ago, lichtie23 said: The mrs just asked if boxing is like wrestling and the results are pre determined Sounds reasonable. Some look as if they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 She was watching Rocky at the time amirite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Probably nothing for a wee while. Sitting just now and she's looking at her phone. She then gasps and gives it "oh for f**k sake, that's ashame, oh no" (words to that effect). Being the caring guy I am I asked what was wrong. Turns out a lassie she knows (not a close friend, just someone her sister used to pal about with) mum died. Me: Oh. I take it it was a sudden death then?Her: She's been not well for about 3 years now. Me: (Confused at her reaction given she knew the woman wasn't well) Aw. Well it's not that big of surprise then surely, if she's not been well? Her: Aye she wasn't well but she wasn't at the stage of dying!! My response of "Well clearly she fucking was!" hasn't gone down too well. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Her giving directions earlier. "Turn left, but on the right hand side." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 25 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Her giving directions earlier. "Turn left, but on the right hand side." I wondered where my wife had disappeared to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Probably nothing for a wee while. Sitting just now and she's looking at her phone. She then gasps and gives it "oh for f**k sake, that's ashame, oh no" (words to that effect). Being the caring guy I am I asked what was wrong. Turns out a lassie she knows (not a close friend, just someone her sister used to pal about with) mum died. Me: Oh. I take it it was a sudden death then? Her: She's been not well for about 3 years now. Me: (Confused at her reaction given she knew the woman wasn't well) Aw. Well it's not that big of surprise then surely, if she's not been well? Her: Aye she wasn't well but she wasn't at the stage of dying!! My response of "Well clearly she fucking was!" hasn't gone down too well. Stick her in a cave and give it three days, seems to do the trick for reviving folk this time of year If you feel a better solution would be to stick the other half in a cave and leave her there it would be understandable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Came in from fives earlier and said I had a bit of a sore arm as someone must have clattered into me. "In the car???" she asksAye, that's how I would go about telling you I was in a car crash 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 While watching Scotland Today, my Mrs just came out with “Are dinosaurs actually real? I thought they were a myth” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 We've been away in Aviemore for a few days with some friends, with me driving up with the Mrs, her pal and her 6 year old lass. The wee lass was mostly playing on the iPad in the back, occasionally moaning about the long drive, when she suddenly blurted out "mummy, would you rather go skydiving without a parachute or sleep with a farmer?" Kids' minds work in hilarious ways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Mate at work just returned from a 2 week holiday in South Africa. Female workmate asked if it was an island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 We've been away in Aviemore for a few days with some friends, with me driving up with the Mrs, her pal and her 6 year old lass. The wee lass was mostly playing on the iPad in the back, occasionally moaning about the long drive, when she suddenly blurted out "mummy, would you rather go skydiving without a parachute or sleep with a farmer?" Kids' minds work in hilarious ways. Do you live in the countryside because I reckon she's let something accidentally slip here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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