Dindeleux Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 If you are doubting the authenticity of someone having sex you are probably not having sex yourself.For the post in question, you should've just responded with "f**k up slagatron". -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 14 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: We've not long finished our weekly dose of sexual intercourse and she has come (for the second time B)) into the room and announced "This is the first time I've felt like a cumbucket". I have no idea if I'm impressed with that comment, turned on by that comment or flat out disgusted with that comment. I think it's a mixture of all of the above 14 hours ago and nobody's asked for pics, this site has changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 14 hours ago and nobody's asked for pics, this site has changed. Of a post-coital 19QOS19? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Swarley said: Of a post-coital 19QOS19? Whatever floats your boat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Some amount of cum if it floats a boat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Of a post-coital 19QOS19? Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I was doing a few wee tricks with my sons football and my wife said to me in utter disgust 'who do you think you are? Mussolini?' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I was doing a few wee tricks with my sons football and my wife said to me in utter disgust 'who do you think you are? Mussolini?' Left back for Atalanta 1919-21. Journeyman but solid right foot. Couldn't run to save himself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 14 hours ago and nobody's asked for pics, this site has changed. Wid http:// 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Me: Harry Dean Stanton died.Her: Who?Me: The actor. He was in Paris, Texas.Her: Oh. Did he get killed by the hurricane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 14 hours ago, welshbairn said: Left back for Atalanta 1919-21. Journeyman but solid right foot. Couldn't run to save himself. Could he get to the training runs on time? Or was that his German mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 (edited) A girl in my work asked what date Halloween was a few days ago. I thought she said day at first, before she clarified by saying she wasn't sure if it was in October or November. Edited September 17, 2017 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 16/09/2017 at 17:53, welshbairn said: Left back for Atalanta 1919-21. Journeyman but solid right foot. Couldn't run to save himself. I remember hearing about him. Seemed like he could hang in the air for hours, so the auld yins used to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I remember hearing about him. Seemed like he could hang in the air for hours, so the auld yins used to say. Wasn't it that he could hang around Ayr for hoors? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Wasn't it that he could hang around Ayr for hoors? Ah, the days when Ayr could afford to sign world-class fascist dictators. What a pro. Never late for training. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Out for a walk in the hills. A wee boy (about 4) walks by with his parents. Wee boy gobs on the floor. Missus "he could get fined for that". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbartonBud Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Watching the first series of Shetland and the wife says, what island is this based on is it Skye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 She bought a bag of strawberries and declared she'd bought these fresh strawberries for the wee one. I told her they were frozen: "Aye but they were fresh before they were frozen". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Watching Trainspotting 2 "How do they know what their PIN numbers are?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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