Estragon Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Not to mention it's incredibly doubtful the nazis would have imposed their language on us had they won the war A puppet government would have been installed, and we'd have kept English as a first language. I often wonder though, if German might have been the common language in the way English is today though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 A puppet government would have been installed, and we'd have kept English as a first language. I often wonder though, if German might have been the common language in the way English is today though. I think the "damage" was already done in terms of English being the main lingua franca thanks to the British Empire of earlier centuries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 And you'd be just as wrong as the British version is. Yep. We'd be speaking Russian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Just saw someone comment on a story about someone being convicted of murder "Let's hope he's beaten and raped everyday he is in prison" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 ET never made it home, apparently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Shared on my timeline earlier... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Red knows a murderer. Just saw someone comment on a story about someone being convicted of murder"Let's hope he's beaten and raped everyday he is in prison" Shared on my timeline earlier... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Successful: 2/9 Unsuccessful: 7/9 Room for improvement I suppose, but not overly disappointed by those scores. Got to stay grounded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 fb14.jpg Successful: 2/9 Unsuccessful: 7/9 Room for improvement I suppose, but not overly disappointed by those scores. Got to stay grounded. Due to my sheer versatility; Successful: 7/9 Unsuccessful: 4/9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) "Was heading into the shops yesterday and saw a homeless guy outside. He looked freezing so I gave him all my money instead of buying clothes for myself because it's great to do things for people less fortunate than yourself. It shows you how materialistic it society has become so I was glad to do my bit. Now please comment on this telling me how good a person I am because that's the only reason I'm telling you this (fake) story" Edited May 1, 2016 by energyzone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Shared on my timeline earlier... That first line made me giggle more than it should've 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 fb14.jpg Successful: 2/9 Unsuccessful: 7/9 Room for improvement I suppose, but not overly disappointed by those scores. Got to stay grounded. Some grudge that guys holding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Invergowrie village page are now organising the lynching of a young girl that apparently kicked her dog in the park. I'm getting up to the minute reports of her whereabouts from various full time mummys peeking out their curtains and following her about in cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 This definitely, definitely happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 This definitely, definitely happened. ismellshite.jpg Would put good money on the taxi driver's FB page reading something along the lines of:- "Had a couple of fucking morons in the car last night. Absolutely pished and refused to get out. Started to get aggressive so I picked up my mate Steve just incase they got physical. Decided just to drive them to where they wanted to go but the fuckwits decided to cover my eyes when I was driving!! Ended up rolling the car and writing it off in a field. Pure raging, can't afford a new car just now Steve didn't make it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 "random foreign" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Whats the local paper in Newton Mearns? Surely there would be a story about this car crash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 (edited) This definitely, definitely happened. Haud oan !! BE A WEAR !! Edited May 3, 2016 by Ned Nederlander 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Scratch porn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Haud oan !! BE A WEAR !! The second one is especially hilarious. "The police found no evidence of this happening" - I wonder why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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