Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Two cats sit outside one of the Tesco shops in Dumfries. They've been doing it for months. One of them was hit by a car last week and as a result this photo appeared. I wouldn't say "annoying" is appropriate. Cringeworthy/hilarious would be closer to the mark. The cat was called XL:- ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1462795508.050953.jpg The last time those two bints saw XL was about 4 stone ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Two cats sit outside one of the Tesco shops in Dumfries. They've been doing it for months. One of them was hit by a car last week and as a result this photo appeared. I wouldn't say "annoying" is appropriate. Cringeworthy/hilarious would be closer to the mark. The cat was called XL:- ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1462795508.050953.jpg Shannon Matthews' old dear on the right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Brace yourselves for this one spreading like wildfire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Brace yourselves for this one spreading like wildfire. Capture.JPG "rise up to the challenge of posting a pic" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) F^ck off with your proud to be a mum. That's what Hallmark/Interflora created Mother's Day for. Edited May 9, 2016 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) F^ck off with your proud to be a mum. That's what Hallmark/Interflora created Mother's Day for.I took my two year old to the shop downstairs yesterday to pick something out so that the Mothers Day present would actually be a Mothers Day present. Wife got an avocado. She wasn't thrilled. Edited May 9, 2016 by carpetmonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I wouldn't bother unless you like big hands and hairy backs. There are a couple lassies at my work with freakishly hairy backs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I took my two year old to the shop downstairs yesterday to pick something out so that the Mothers Day present would actually be a Mothers Day present. Wife got an avocado. She wasn't thrilled.Tremendous. Sick of retailers trying to force kids (in reality fathers) to spend hundreds of dollars on gifts for Mother's Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Brace yourselves for this one spreading like wildfire. Capture.JPG Came on here to post a version of this! I've had 3 on my timeline in the past day. *blocked* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Are you sure you dont work in the gorilla enclosure at Edinburgh zoo? Or the offspring of Pat Mustard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 A BBC article about urban myths sheds some light on the apparent symbols for burglars/paedophiles/dog thieves and why people are taken in by the errant belief they're being targeted: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35376020 So as we all pretty much knew, the folk posting that shit want to believe it because it confirms their barely concealed prejudices. In other words, they are thick racists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 ^^^ posted by coca cola employee imo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 I once ate a polo mento and I've also drunk a can of Pepsi. It could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 BE A FAIR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 "...there is some people portraying to be taxis..." Jesus fucking christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 So made up stories about taxis are this years "thing"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 So made up stories about taxis are this years "thing"? Smear stories started by Uber imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 The line "he literally locked the bloody doors" meant I read that whole thing as Michael Caine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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