Mr. Brightside Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Oh, aye, she's absolutely desperate to pump him. The poor soul. Who? Her or Adam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Who? Her or Adam? Definitely Adam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 There are 2 people on my Facebook who are always checking in at shite places to try and make themselves look like high flying people with important jobs and lifes. Checked in at Southampton Airport. Checked in at Doncaster Rail Station. If you're jet setting to New York, Paris, Sydney or Tokyo and flying club class securing multi million pound global deals than you have the right to rub everyones nose in it. If you are going to some call centre training course in Hull or an insurance sales conference in Blackburn you can sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 "[insert date] - The day it was [insert weather condition]" Really? It was incredibly windy today? I never noticed the trees laying across the ground on-top of cars and on main roads. I thought that was the norm. It was sunny too? Wow.Oh.Wow. I was unaware that we got sun, because I sit all day on the computer liking stupid pages about what is going on outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) There's one girl I know who is constantly asks questions, which you can find the answer from google much quicker. Here's one from Sunday; 'aaaaaaahhh!! Is Michael Buble from Canada or Italy?' People writing .com - another daft girl that I brielfy know writes after every status if she was out drinking drunk.com etc. Intitally it was just once a week or whenever she was pished, but now she's started writing it about work or if she'd been to the gym, or where she was. Seriously last week she wrote CINEMA.COM Edited June 8, 2011 by Kejan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Any relation? Of the teeth she has left, they are awfully white. Oh, and my sincere apologies for quoting the above picture. Please blame The Phoenix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I've just got this in a private message: Right girls, were doing it again!!But this time we're really gonna confuse the boys well You know the drill. Here are the options: Single: I'm moving to london! Seeing some1: I'm moving to liverpool! Single&looking: I'm moving to Ireland! Single&looking secretly: I'm moving to Nigeria Can't be arsed anymore: I'm moving to Wales! Taken: I'm moving to Paris! It's Complicated: I'm moving to Scotland! I want a change: I'm moving to America! I'm a lesbian: I'm bein deported I've given up on love: immigration are outside my house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I've just got this in a private message: What the f**k? Seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam2304 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I've just got this in a private message: Where are you moving to Mrs M? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I've just got this in a private message: Lyn-Marie: I'm deleting [insert name of PM sender] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 That should be reported for spam aswell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Where are you moving to Mrs M? Prison. For stoving her head in with a mallet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. How dare you subject me to that LM i just about shat myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 name n shame.. i'm from nairn. and i never see that on my wall!! C.Muir -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Hans Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 The "drunk" statuses, because if you're actually that hammered you can login to a computer. To be fair theres time's I've came in really drunk but I still manage to log into facebook and put music on....takes me a while but I manage it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam2304 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 This girl is at college with Adam and bugs the tits off me on a regular basis for various reasons. The fact she's called herself "lushlynds" in her profile name is one of them. I'm at the same college, I know who she is. My mate from college remembers her from a few years ago. He went to a party at her house one night and hit her in the face with a fish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I've just got this in a private message: So that's what that nonsense is about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Ahh those crazy, zany females, always coming up with "wacky" ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 The latest to hit my wall is similiar to mrs m . . . . raspberry condom vanilla condom strawberry condom etc etc. any ladies have any idea . . . just down right annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnie-7 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 name n shame.. i'm from nairn. and i never see that on my wall!! Are you joking? There are loads who do this it's a bit cringey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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