Lou Brusch Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 I thought Margaret Thatcher was the woman out of Murder She Wrote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Letter to Mr. Cameron - Genius!! Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... And there's your money back in duty/tax etc It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. Also..... Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. Think about this (more points of contention): COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also; Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up! Someone on my Facebook liked that. I would pick holes in their argument but there's just too much fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 I thought all the nonces and other sex offenders went to Peterhead these days? Not sure Andy Rodgers would agree with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Someone on my Facebook liked that. I would pick holes in their argument but there's just too much fail. I was reading it thinking "can't be too long now till there's something about immigrants". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up! Grumpy old folk - the victims of THATCHER'S BRITAIN. Hopefully anyone who gets all excited and worked up by this has a massive coronary and frees up some wealth/housing stock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Someone on my Facebook liked that. I would pick holes in their argument but there's just too much fail. I was reading it thinking "can't be too long now till there's something about immigrants".Have you got the link for it? I've forgotten which one of my "friends" shared it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Facebook should be closed down. Too many brain donors use it. I agree. Absolutely riddled with precariats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
As We Rise Again Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 This is the new "craze" that's going about on facebook with pictures of a goat and the use of the word goat. Words fail me at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 This is the new "craze" that's going about on facebook with pictures of a goat and the use of the word goat. Words fail me at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
As We Rise Again Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1365549397.218787.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1365549397.218787.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
As We Rise Again Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1365549935.267291.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 This goat thing is fuckin pathetic. Facebook brings out the c**t in a lot of people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKTID Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Plus the screaming "goat" videos going around are a sham coz its no even a goat its a sheep. ha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Thought the Twitter account was funny at first but sick of it already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 An adventure? Alpaca my bags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 That should be 'Yo goat'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 An adventure? Alpaca my bags. alpaca.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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