Dindeleux Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Any more for Juan Guye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 No ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1364847913.503429.jpg buy a regular Barbie and cut/shave its' hair off? No? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) Had some bird sharing a "100 years of the UVF" picture. She probably knows f**k all about it and has just shared cause she's a Sevco fan. I've replied with, "Didn't know you were terrorist sympathiser". I'm awaiting the seethe... Edit: Followed 10 minutes later by a status to her dead gran. f**k sake. Definite candidate for Juan Guye. Edited April 2, 2013 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 how can i find this juan guye.he sounds like a belter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 When i read facebook nowadays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Boys who take pictures of themselves in any place at any time. Especially the fucking Gym!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
As We Rise Again Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) I think everything's been covered on here, there's been some good ones. There's this one lassie/ well woman who is 30. Well anyway I remember seeing some guy commenting on here status saying "hi how are you" or some shit like that and the next minute she started writing status's saying the guy was a creep and a paedo for talking to her lol I mean come on she's 30 how the f**k could the guy be a paedo if he was probably in his 40's 50's. The lassie does it all the time, she sits and writes status's about guys hitting on her and that they're ugly and she must be one of the ugliest lassies I've ever seen. She even got a union bears tattoo Edited April 3, 2013 by As We Rise Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtieforlife Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 This was put on a Rangers page, some replies.. Jim Mackay Before hanging them I would give them paper cuts in their eyes and pour vinegar in it for years before hanging them 2 hours ago · Like · 1 Alan Twaddle How about skining the fookers alive take there toenail and fingernails off then throw a bucket of salt over them then slowly dipped in a vat of caustic acid I guess that would send a msg to any other fooker who wanted to do this to there kids but instead they will be put in a cell in a bit in the prison nobody can get to them and let loose in 4 years with the taxpayer paying for them to have a secret life somewhere mmmmm dosnt seem right does it ppl 2 hours ago via mobile · Like · 1 Jock Mcghee SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIFFRENT OPINIONS BUT DONT HANG OR GIVE THEM THE INJECTION,LET THEM LIVE AND LET THE CONS KICK f**k OUT THEM EVERY DAY,HANGING,ETC,THATS THEM GOT OF WITH IT,I HOPE PEOPLE NO WHERE IM COMING FROM:(SAD DIRTY b*****dS,WISH I WAS DOWN AT THEIR KNECK OF THE WOODS:(XXXXXX about an hour ago · Like · 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Sevco fans are spastards at the best of times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Never knew B&Q sold nooses. Reasonably cheap as well, might buy one just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 An absolute topper on the news feed today. A massive long story about how a girl was dying and had all the symptoms of MS then suddenly her sister realised it was so the diet coke she was drinking!!! She put down the can she was about to have and, can you fucking believe it, the next day she felt much better and could walk again!!! In just one single day without a can of diet coke!!! A whole load of utter shite about how some chemical in it can poison you and kill you so trying to say diet drinks inevitably lead to death. As you can imagine all the comments so far are from women "omg!!:(" "this is fukin sick, coke are a disgrace!!!" type comments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 An absolute topper on the news feed today. A massive long story about how a girl was dying and had all the symptoms of MS then suddenly her sister realised it was so the diet coke she was drinking!!! She put down the can she was about to have and, can you fucking believe it, the next day she felt much better and could walk again!!! In just one single day without a can of diet coke!!! A whole load of utter shite about how some chemical in it can poison you and kill you so trying to say diet drinks inevitably lead to death. As you can imagine all the comments so far are from women "omg!! :(" "this is fukin sick, coke are a disgrace!!!" type comments. OMG! Don't just stop buying it, how bout we get a can and rip its ring-pull off, throw salt over it...papercut its top and cover it in vinegar for years and then dip it in a vat of caustic acid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Never knew B&Q sold nooses. Reasonably cheap as well, might buy one just in case. remember and keep the receipt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 This was put on a Rangers page, some replies.. Jim Mackay Before hanging them I would give them paper cuts in their eyes and pour vinegar in it for years before hanging them 2 hours ago · Like · 1 Alan Twaddle How about skining the fookers alive take there toenail and fingernails off then throw a bucket of salt over them then slowly dipped in a vat of caustic acid I guess that would send a msg to any other fooker who wanted to do this to there kids but instead they will be put in a cell in a bit in the prison nobody can get to them and let loose in 4 years with the taxpayer paying for them to have a secret life somewhere mmmmm dosnt seem right does it ppl 2 hours ago via mobile · Like · 1 Jock Mcghee SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIFFRENT OPINIONS BUT DONT HANG OR GIVE THEM THE INJECTION,LET THEM LIVE AND LET THE CONS KICK f**k OUT THEM EVERY DAY,HANGING,ETC,THATS THEM GOT OF WITH IT,I HOPE PEOPLE NO WHERE IM COMING FROM:(SAD DIRTY b*****dS,WISH I WAS DOWN AT THEIR KNECK OF THE WOODS:(XXXXXX about an hour ago · Like · 1 "kneck" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 remember and keep the receipt Could just leave it with the suicide note. Doubt you'd get a refund though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Boys who take pictures of themselves in any place at any time. Especially the fucking Gym!!! I had a guy put up a photo of the display on a treadmill with the caption 'warm-up time!' then 2 minutes later put up 'I've missed the gym!' If you've missed it that much you can get the f**k off your phone and exercise. An absolute topper on the news feed today. A massive long story about how a girl was dying and had all the symptoms of MS then suddenly her sister realised it was so the diet coke she was drinking!!! She put down the can she was about to have and, can you fucking believe it, the next day she felt much better and could walk again!!! In just one single day without a can of diet coke!!! A whole load of utter shite about how some chemical in it can poison you and kill you so trying to say diet drinks inevitably lead to death. As you can imagine all the comments so far are from women "omg!! :(" "this is fukin sick, coke are a disgrace!!!" type comments. How hard is it for people to google stories like that and see that they're bullshit before replying? Aspartame is questionable, but the idea that it basically gives you MS then you're cured as soon as you stop drinking it is beyond fucking stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Did you get it on your feed too Dunning? I'm sure aspartame is probably slightly dodgy but the idea that literally one day without drinking diet coke and this bed ridden, nearly dead girl is suddenly up and walking about fine so ridiculous. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I've had it before aye. Just going to start leaving a link to snopes every time someone posts shit like that in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 This was put on a Rangers page, some replies.. Jim Mackay Before hanging them I would give them paper cuts in their eyes and pour vinegar in it for years before hanging them 2 hours ago · Like · 1 Alan Twaddle How about skining the fookers alive take there toenail and fingernails off then throw a bucket of salt over them then slowly dipped in a vat of caustic acid I guess that would send a msg to any other fooker who wanted to do this to there kids but instead they will be put in a cell in a bit in the prison nobody can get to them and let loose in 4 years with the taxpayer paying for them to have a secret life somewhere mmmmm dosnt seem right does it ppl 2 hours ago via mobile · Like · 1 Jock Mcghee SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIFFRENT OPINIONS BUT DONT HANG OR GIVE THEM THE INJECTION,LET THEM LIVE AND LET THE CONS KICK f**k OUT THEM EVERY DAY,HANGING,ETC,THATS THEM GOT OF WITH IT,I HOPE PEOPLE NO WHERE IM COMING FROM:(SAD DIRTY b*****dS,WISH I WAS DOWN AT THEIR KNECK OF THE WOODS:(XXXXXX about an hour ago · Like · 1 It wasn't a Zombie that posted this but it was probably the first time I've seen a post then instantly deleted them on the basis of that post. Cretin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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