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At two days short of my 34th birthday that presents no obstacle. More like I'd rather avoid the constant stream of pictures of bairns in their new school uniforms.

Afraid that thing round your ankle will start bleeping if you look at such a photo?

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At two days short of my 34th birthday that presents no obstacle. More like I'd rather avoid the constant stream of pictures of bairns in their new school uniforms.

 

Afraid that thing round your ankle will start bleeping if you look at such a photo?

Aye something like that. Edited by Desert Nomad
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This, from one of the wife's pals page -hi everyone, that's rab home fae hospital after another angina attack, he is lying on the sofa eating slice sausage rolls".

Aye, sensible eating after angina trouble eh??

The doctor told my wife she had acute angina. So she slapped him

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"Oh My Goodness, I Can't Believe My Lil Princess Is Starting Primary School Tomorrow. I'll Be In Tears".

Aye, probably because you won't be able to waddle back home in time for the start of Jeremy Kyle, you fat mess.

There has now been 48 (FORTY-EIGHT) photos of *Bairn*'s first day at school uploaded to this waste of space's page.

facepalm*

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Some woman on mine has posted a picture of her 5yr old daughter, sparkled on a couch, she looks fcuked...a kind of grey colour, under the photo it says.....my poor wee lamb not well :-(

Why the fcuk would you take a photo of the poor lassie and post it on facebook ?

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Some woman on mine has posted a picture of her 5yr old daughter, sparkled on a couch, she looks fcuked...a kind of grey colour, under the photo it says.....my poor wee lamb not well :-(

Why the fcuk would you take a photo of the poor lassie and post it on facebook ?

Munchausen by proxy candidate I reckon...

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A lad from my year in school has been outed as a beast and give a suspended sentence for passing on dodgy photos via Facebook, its basically turned into the brass eye special with the full time mummy brigade wanting him dead, still posting loads of photos of their kids as well though, bit reckless.

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