jm1 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Options added a job at full time rangers fan to his timeline. full time rangers fan Glad he's not lost his job as a "full time toker" though - head toker, in fact! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Bet he's unemployed. He is, He's 25 and posts constantly throughout the day with such witty posts as ' f**k it cup ae tea then fifa cause am bored' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Is this pish still doing the rounds? Strangely enough (not really though) if you Google the name as the post suggests, the first result tells you it's not true (shock, horror) People actually believe it. They really are sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 It's Tough Mudder day. Some folk on my FB feed have obviously trained quite hard for it. Some people appear to be doing it who, on any other day, would struggle to walk up two flights of stairs without losing their breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amarmaladian Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 (edited) 1: LOL, LMFAO, AFAS (awa fir a shite) 2: A vast array of emoticons that say shit all really (holding my breath(?) wot the f**k!!! 3: Pictures of their kids looking slightly different 4: Folk you fuckin' hated at school trying to friend ya, and saying, 'Och! It was a long time ago!' No.......... 'f**k OFF!' 5: Online game play requests.... I'm too busy spouting shite on this page here to play shite like 'WANKSOCKVILLE' or whatever. Edited August 24, 2013 by amarmaladian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 1: LOL, LMFAO, AFAS (awa fir a shite) 2: A vast array of emoticons that say shit all really (holding my breath(?) wot the f**k!!! 3: Pictures of their kids looking slightly different 4: Folk you fuckin' hated at school trying to friend ya, and saying, 'Och! It was a long time ago!' No.......... 'f**k OFF!' 5: Online game play requests.... I'm too busy spouting shite on this page here to play shite like 'WANKSOCKVILLE' or whatever. I'm trying to imagine how a game like Wanksockville would work. Do you have to hide it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Over the past few days, oil rig workers appear to have been promoted to the same level on the griefometer as 'Our Boys'. Full time mummies across the land are now experts on the safety record of Super Puma helicopters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I'm trying to imagine how a game like Wanksockville would work. Do you have to hide it? Probably have to keep your character hydrated, earn money to buy porn, and build factories to produce more socks. This game could be a winner with a little thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Over the past few days, oil rig workers appear to have been promoted to the same level on the griefometer as 'Our Boys'. Full time mummies across the land are now experts on the safety record of Super Puma helicopters. They seem to have become the founts of all knowledge, on subjects ranging from the Peruvian Legal System to hi-tech flying machinery. Quite impressive to achieve this level of expertise with little more than a basic grasp of grammar, a shit fake tan and a clunge like a welly-top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) I'm trying to imagine how a game like Wanksockville would work. Do you have to hide it? Probably have to keep your character hydrated, earn money to buy porn, and build factories to produce more socks. This game could be a winner with a little thought. But you've got to keep it all a secret from your parents and gf/wife. A great game in the making Edited August 25, 2013 by hoopy1967 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 It's Tough Mudder day. Some folk on my FB feed have obviously trained quite hard for it. Some people appear to be doing it who, on any other day, would struggle to walk up two flights of stairs without losing their breath. 70 photographs from one participant on my timeline. 70! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Craig Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Just spotted this on my newsfeed. It's horrible that the wee boy was injured and stuff but mon tae f**k! You spend £25 on a car seat from Asda and put your child in it. Then your surprised it's shite?!? [/Rant Over] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 1377437260363.jpg Just spotted this on my newsfeed. It's horrible that the wee boy was injured and stuff but mon tae f**k! You spend £25 on a car seat from Asda and put your child in it. Then your surprised it's shite?!? [/Rant Over] It's sad aye, but like you said £25 from ASDA what do they expect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 1377437260363.jpg Just spotted this on my newsfeed. It's horrible that the wee boy was injured and stuff but mon tae f**k! You spend £25 on a car seat from Asda and put your child in it. Then your surprised it's shite?!? [/Rant Over] Fucking hell. If i had a child, and needed to purchase a car seat, I rather think i'd do my research before buying it, not after i've been in a crash with it. What a fucking muppet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 When mine was a toddler we got advice from family as to what was safest, but in the end we made our own mind up and sure enough he was never injured. Complained a lot that the parcel shelf wasn't comfortable though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Why the f**k do people like check ins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Fucking hell Lisa O'****n Nyree mac u've missed the whole point of support!!! First of all how does murder is different ... U cannot compare!!!The time should fit the crime!!!!!!!As i said before they did something wrong we all know that but theyre not mastermind criminals... They should get a year in their own country .... Theres a huge disparity between the crime and wat theyre getting!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 "Isn't it funny that you can have over 200 friends on Facebook,, but still manage to find it hard to get someone to come out with you for a pint down the pub."Yeah to be fair though 95% of the people on my facebook are just random birds I've added to check out their holiday pictures...and to be completely fair, none of them are going to be getting served a pint in a pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 "Isn't it funny that you can have over 200 friends on Facebook,, but still manage to find it hard to get someone to come out with you for a pint down the pub." Yeah to be fair though 95% of the people on my facebook are just random birds I've added to check out their holiday pictures...and to be completely fair, none of them are going to be getting served a pint in a pub. BEAST 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 BEAST Woooosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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