TheScarf Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Girl on mine just asked - Best place for a Sunday roast? To which I replied - A Premiership footballers house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 People who write a shit status that gets roundly ignored at first, then they tag someone about 10 minutes later just to get it noticed. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 What.The.f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Who the f**k hugs for 20 seconds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Who the f**k hugs for 20 seconds? creeps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Within 5 seconds of a hug I'm already getting the urge to squeeze their arse. I'd probably physically rape someone if we hugged for 20 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Within 5 seconds of a hug I'm already getting the urge to squeeze their arse. I'd probably physically rape someone if we hugged for 20 Creepy. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Creepy. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app You realise I'm not actually StandFree don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 When Kagawa went to tell Jurgen Klopp that he was wanting to leave Dortmund, the latter described in an interview how they were so emotional about the end of the player's time at the club that they both wept....and held eachother....for 20 MINUTES!! 20 second hug doesn't seem so creepy in that bizarre context. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Who the f**k hugs for 20 seconds? Bears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Bears. I suppose getting humped by Forfar is quite emotional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Within 5 seconds of a hug I'm already getting the urge to squeeze their arse. I'd probably physically rape someone if we hugged for 20 So if your gran gives you a long cuddle..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Within 5 seconds of a hug I'm already getting the urge to squeeze their arse. I'd probably physically rape someone if we hugged for 20 Your familys pretty tight eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty the bullwee man Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Lassies who write how much they love their weans ok you have weans no need to tell everyone else about it so f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I've no idea what this even means? Is there a global conspiracy to steal dogs? Or avoid properties with dogs? Or have dogs got smarter? Or am I missing the point completely? I feel stupid. Please help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Time for the sisterhood to post random months and places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Let me guess.... first time and place they go their hole? And this cures breast cancer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I've no idea what this even means? Is there a global conspiracy to steal dogs? Or avoid properties with dogs? Or have dogs got smarter? Or am I missing the point completely? I feel stupid. Please help. Or it could be the water board marking where some navvy is to dig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Two young guys drowned down this way last night swimming in a reservoir, it really is a tragedy. but the way people are going on about it on Facebook is fucking cringe worthy, people who didn't know them are declaring that they were "Best friends" and some weirdo's are inappropriately trying to make it about themselves, "don't know how I'm going to cope" and alike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Two young guys drowned down this way last night swimming in a reservoir, it really is a tragedy. but the way people are going on about it on Facebook is fucking cringe worthy, people who didn't know them are declaring that they were "Best friends" and some weirdo's are inappropriately trying to make it about themselves, "don't know how I'm going to cope" and alike. by bleating on Facebook appears to be how they've started 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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