NorthAyrshireKillie Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 A lassie just asked me what a meteor shower was, I told her its a new kind of shampoo, "aww" was her response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Think you missed a trick there mate. You should have shown her your "Meat. Yee Haw" shower. I might very well delete this in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Think you missed a trick there mate. You should have shown her your "Meat. Yee Haw" shower. I might very well delete this in the morning. I'll keep this as a backup for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I'll keep this as a backup for you. Darn. Should have got up earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 First day back at school, think I'll give Facebook a bodyswerve today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 First day back at school, think I'll give Facebook a bodyswerve today. How come? Are you not allowed to access it in class? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Tough Mudder weekend after next - brace yourself for the "I'm so brave/mad/undertrained etc" updates. Then masses of photos of fools. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 It's people like this that disprove Darwin's theory of evolution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 It's people like this that disprove Darwin's theory of evolution ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1376398276.610976.jpg she doesn't seem short of self confidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 This, from one of the wife's pals page -hi everyone, that's rab home fae hospital after another angina attack, he is lying on the sofa eating slice sausage rolls". Aye, sensible eating after angina trouble eh?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 First day back at school, think I'll give Facebook a bodyswerve today. How come? Are you not allowed to access it in class? At two days short of my 34th birthday that presents no obstacle. More like I'd rather avoid the constant stream of pictures of bairns in their new school uniforms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Just saw a Facebook group: "Hi, I'm a bra. I touch your girlfriend's boobs every day... Jealous yet? ;D" Joke's on them, my girlfriend doesn't need a bra yet. That's disgusting. At the very least they should wash their bra and not wear the same one everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 That's disgusting. At the very least they should wash their bra and not wear the same one everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Someone on my feed has put 50 (yes 50) pictures of her Bairn on the 5 minute walk from her house to school. I fully expect 20 of the walk home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 At two days short of my 34th birthday that presents no obstacle. More like I'd rather avoid the constant stream of pictures of bairns in their new school uniforms. Afraid that thing round your ankle will start bleeping if you look at such a photo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) At two days short of my 34th birthday that presents no obstacle. More like I'd rather avoid the constant stream of pictures of bairns in their new school uniforms. Afraid that thing round your ankle will start bleeping if you look at such a photo? Aye something like that. Edited August 13, 2013 by Desert Nomad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 A guy I went to school with has just posted an Instragram selfie on Facebook of him looking sick as f**k lying in bed with the tagline 'no well'. Fuckin' hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 "Oh My Goodness, I Can't Believe My Lil Princess Is Starting Primary School Tomorrow. I'll Be In Tears". Aye, probably because you won't be able to waddle back home in time for the start of Jeremy Kyle, you fat mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) Edited August 13, 2013 by ScottR96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I still can't pronounce ecclefechan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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