Annoying things people write on Facebook

[Nutz_the_Squirrel]

Scenes.

[Barrfields_Largs]

It's fucking chronic. Who likes this shite? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=467237543409328&set=vb.100003692590624&type=2&theater

Over 2000 likes. *sigh*

[ICTChris]

Some guy on mine posted this

He just split up with his fiance, having previously been divorced. He's in his 40s. Get a grip.

Also, leaving aside the fact that this pish was posted in the first place, a couple of points about the picture itself

1 - My parents never told me to give my toys away to the less fortunate. I didn't roam around like some pint-sized Chris Martin dispensing toys to the grubby faced children of Inverness from my ivory tower of middle-class comfort. What a patronising load of pish.

2 - Your ex wasn't a 'toy' she was another person, your relationship ended, it happens. As well as that 'used'? Yuck. What a creepy way to look at other people. No wonder she binned you for someone else.

Edited April 26, 2014 by ICTChris

[forever_blue]

Some guy on mine posted this

He just split up with his fiance, having previously been divorced. He's in his 40s. Get a grip.

Also, leaving aside the fact that this pish was posted in the first place, a couple of points about the picture itself

1 - My parents never told me to give my toys away to the less fortunate. I didn't roam around like some pint-sized Chris Martin dispensing toys to the grubby faced children of Inverness from my ivory tower of middle-class comfort. What a patronising load of pish.

2 - Your ex wasn't a 'toy' she was another person, your relationship ended, it happens. As well as that 'used'? Yuck. What a creepy way to look at other people. No wonder she binned you for someone else.

^^^^^ the ex imo

[Meathead]

Holy f**k

Edited April 28, 2014 by Meathead

[ICTChris]

How long is ghost Sandy's arm?

That imagewill haunt my dreams.

[The OP]

Bitches be like 'your grammar is terrible and you're quite misogynistic'.

[Zetterlund]

The irony of posting this on facebook totally lost on some.

[philpy]

Troll the f**k out of this peeps. I've already started.

[Fuctifano]

But first, let me take a OH f**k

[Zetterlund]

But first, let me take a OH f**k

Once again facebook doing its bit for natural selection. The only surprising thing is that it's not a more common occurrence.

[NotThePars]

Some guy on mine posted this

He just split up with his fiance, having previously been divorced. He's in his 40s. Get a grip.

Also, leaving aside the fact that this pish was posted in the first place, a couple of points about the picture itself

1 - My parents never told me to give my toys away to the less fortunate. I didn't roam around like some pint-sized Chris Martin dispensing toys to the grubby faced children of Inverness from my ivory tower of middle-class comfort. What a patronising load of pish.

2 - Your ex wasn't a 'toy' she was another person, your relationship ended, it happens. As well as that 'used'? Yuck. What a creepy way to look at other people. No wonder she binned you for someone else.

Hahahaha. My ex-girlfriend posted that about me fairly recently. Good times.

[Dee Man]

Hahahaha. My ex-girlfriend posted that about me fairly recently. Good times.

It let's everyone see how over the relationship she is and how not bothered she is that it's ended.

[the_bully_wee]

I like to think I keep quite good control over the presence of morons on my Facebook, but this little blighter seems to have slipped the net:

[forever_blue]

I like to think I keep quite good control over the presence of morons on my Facebook, but this little blighter seems to have slipped the net:

was goin to ask where this came from but then of course I saw it was a link to daily mail website.

[itzdrk]

I like to think I keep quite good control over the presence of morons on my Facebook, but this little blighter seems to have slipped the net:

I have a Halal sandwich every day from my local shop i have no problem with that part, no bacon though? Subway what were you thinking

[Honest_Man#1]

Yeah I have to admit, I'll be fucking livid if there's no ham in my local subway when I next go in. Fair enough if they want to bring in halal meats for people who only eat halal meat, but I fucking love bacon, ham, salami etc so why am I no longer allowed what I want because it is against someone else's religious beliefs?

[Lisa Cuddy]

Yeah I have to admit, I'll be fucking livid if there's no ham in my local subway when I next go in. Fair enough if they want to bring in halal meats for people who only eat halal meat, but I fucking love bacon, ham, salami etc so why am I no longer allowed what I want because it is against someone else's religious beliefs?

It's only a selection of Subway stores doing it. You'll still be able to get ham.

[~~~]

Yeah I have to admit, I'll be fucking livid if there's no ham in my local subway when I next go in. Fair enough if they want to bring in halal meats for people who only eat halal meat, but I fucking love bacon, ham, salami etc so why am I no longer allowed what I want because it is against someone else's religious beliefs?

It's not all about you, and if a store decides it doesn't want to sell something. tough. you can easily go elsewhere. It's not a right or against the law not to sell bacon

[Todd_is_God]

I think the poster's point was that whilst he isnt bothered about a move to halal meat it seems a bit overkill to remove a food item from a menu that those who can't eat it on religious grounds wouldnt eat anyway.