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"Dilemma....do I keep my word? OR do I do what's best for me??? (Financially)"

Nobody can possible give advice here until they know more about what's going on, so why fucking bother to post it? The answer of course is so people can ask "what's up hunni" and she can say she doesn't want to talk about it.

c**t.

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Went on study exchange last year so have loads of European folk from all over on my facebook which is starting to really annoy me. The Spanish girls in particular for their ditzy as f**k statuses are Public Enemy Number One right now. Other contenders include a French guy who checked in at a train station yesterday and a Polish guy with a massive hard on for Israel who keeps sharing pictures from IDF's pages. European people also seem to find it acceptable to put about 20 different hashtags in statuses. It isn't.

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I just got a picture of a poppy along with the obligatory "99% won't share it, be in the 1%, show respect" pigshit qualifier. It's a link to 'Britain First's Facebook page.

End of Facebook friendship. End of real life friendship. Just f**k off.

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facebook is going to be a shitefest tonight because of this, hopefully some good popcorn moments though

A FB friend of mine posted the other day that he had unliked all political accounts and wouldn't be posting about the referendum again until the vote. OK.

Less than a day later he posted about the alleged world's biggest oil field off Shetland. An even worse effort than that DUndee fan sending his season ticket back and then going to the games on his wifes. Tonight will be pretty bad for it though,

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A lassie posted a picture pulling a face saying that she'd had botox. A couple of folk fell for it and then the lassie posted that she hadn't actually botox and that she would never do so. Basically she was ripping the pish out of women who do get botox and other crap. It was pretty amusing.

It was then all ruined by a string of complete morons who posted shite like "OMG! IS THIS 4 REAL?!" and "UR BEAUTIFUL U DON'T NEED THIS!" and other barely literate bullshit. Bear in mind that this was after the lassie had said it was joke and that she hadn't actually had botox. She even said this a second time yet still people were posting shit like like the aforementioned crap.

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I don't do facebook, but could you ask them if botox would shrink piles for me? They're getting a bit tiresome. Could I get it on the NHS?

Omg r u 4real m8? Don't do botox ur piles r baeutafil as they r. Stay natarul bro.
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Christ. People occasionally posting those "inspirational" pictures, generally featuring some clouds and some bit of text, usually irk me a bit but not to the extent that I would post here.

This one, however, makes me want to kick a feline. Not sure if it's because the person (who posts bollocks like this at least 3 times a day) who posted it isn't even a Christian, or the fact that even most Christian's would balk at its ridiculousness. I'm sure feminists wouldn't be too overly impressed with it either.

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heh, this image has been shared 1.8 million times. There's some amount of morons out there.

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So, what, are we equal or do we need protecting? I'm confused. Please tell me which it is. I have to go and pick my husband up later but he's not here to escort me out of the house. :unsure:

Dunno Mrs M. It's a minefield. Best thing to do would be stop at home and await your husband and his caring oxters to make their own way home.

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Dunno Mrs M. It's a minefield. Best thing to do would be stop at home and await your husband and his caring oxters to make their own way home.

With the dinner on

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