Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Just waiting for someone to post the funniest joke from this year's Fringe, passing it off as their own. While I wait this to happen, the arseholes from both sides who have long since emigrated to sunnier climes - telling me how to vote in the referendum. As if the lack of sunshine and warmth addles my brain, leaving me unable to make rational decisions for themselves. Also, the wallopers who rail against Facebook, because they accidentally clicked on a horrible video with some dog getting tortured that someone had posted. That's like sitting in a pub with your mate, then blaming the pub whenever one of your friends pulls out racist banter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I'm going to hazard a guess at it being the one about a hoover, as I've seen it twice, word-for-word by two unrelated people already. Bingo. Tis actually a good joke, but just coming out with it without crediting its source seems a bit lame! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I'm going to hazard a guess at it being the one about a hoover, as I've seen it twice, word-for-word by two unrelated people already. It is. Don't think I'll bother my arse ever going to the festival if they're judging that to be the best joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Modem? MODEM??? Is it a 56K modem that you plug into your curly phone line whilst typing documents in Wordperfect? People say "Router" these days... Anyway, I just wanted to moan about these bloody "100 Happy Days" and "5 good things today" posts that the young mummies on my timeline seem to enjoy sharing. They really should be called "I'm crying on the inside. Here's some stuff I did today that prevented me from taking my own life". I enjoyed your work so i shared it. Funnily enough mostly mummies enjoying your comments 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) It's weird - a mutual friend posted a picture of himself with Billy Connolly a couple of weeks ago and said the Big Yin managed to force a polite laugh at the hoover joke - and that's the best joke at this year's Fringe? If Billy Connolly doesn't burst out laughing and say 'Brilliant' you know your joke is jobbies. Plus it can't even be original if some random c**t was using it a few weeks ago. Edited August 19, 2014 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 He has now reactivated his account and appears to be laughing along with the rest of us. Whether this is because he's murdered his father remains to be seen. I wonder if his dad got his hole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 While I wait this to happen, the arseholes from both sides who have long since emigrated to sunnier climes - telling me how to vote in the referendum. As if the lack of sunshine and warmth addles my brain, leaving me unable to make rational decisions for themselves. Also, the wallopers who rail against Facebook, because they accidentally clicked on a horrible video with some dog getting tortured that someone had posted. That's like sitting in a pub with your mate, then blaming the pub whenever one of your friends pulls out racist banter. "If I was still at home I'd vote no because the UK is brilliant!". Posted from Oz, NZ, US or Timbuk-fking-tu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 "One of my clients told me I'm better off being single because I'm far to pretty and interesting for any man!!! Lol wee gem." This just in: naw ye urnae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 "One of my clients told me I'm better off being single because I'm far to pretty and interesting for any man!!! Lol wee gem." This just in: naw ye urnae. Clients? Are you Facebook friends with a hooker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 (edited) This lassie I know is a hairdresser who calls her customers 'clients'. Fucking wind up, they're customers hen. Edit - The guy RATM mentions is at friendzone level 100 IMO. Edited August 20, 2014 by TheScarf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 "One of my clients told me I'm better off being single because I'm far to pretty and interesting for any man!!! Lol wee gem." This just in: naw ye urnae. pics so pnb can judge this decision 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Cold water challenge? Charity good attention seeking bad. People doing insanity workouts, latest one is T24 workout. Still the same pointless shit that isn't any good long term. My timeline is currently full of the icy water nonsense. On the insanity stuff. A good pal of mine has become an instructor for insanity classes. He seems to be doing well enough, but as I told him I'm not into that sort of stuff I thought that'd be it. However it's constant sharing of every class he takes, event pages, photos, posting to 3rd party pages, etc. He's started his own business page which I've not liked, but still shares it himself as does his lass. Getting a bit ott. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 My timeline is currently full of the icy water nonsense. On the insanity stuff. A good pal of mine has become an instructor for insanity classes. He seems to be doing well enough, but as I told him I'm not into that sort of stuff I thought that'd be it. However it's constant sharing of every class he takes, event pages, photos, posting to 3rd party pages, etc. He's started his own business page which I've not liked, but still shares it himself as does his lass. Getting a bit ott. Aye, f**k using social media to try and start up your business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 The ice buckets have properly taken over my feed now. After only one or two before yesterday I had about 15 last night. I think of all the annoying things about facebook, the recent nomination trend is the one that really boils my blood. You can't argue with the increased awareness and donations to the various causes but why not just share the charity's page and cut out the attention-seeking, self-congratulating nonsense. Special mention goes to the cretins who do the 'challenge' then post a screenshot of their donation text. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 The ice buckets have properly taken over my feed now. After only one or two before yesterday I had about 15 last night. I think of all the annoying things about facebook, the recent nomination trend is the one that really boils my blood. You can't argue with the increased awareness and donations to the various causes but why not just share the charity's page and cut out the attention-seeking, self-congratulating nonsense. Special mention goes to the cretins who do the 'challenge' then post a screenshot of their donation text. Because that doesn't get other people to donate. Posting the screen shot also cuts out comments like that in the ice bucket challenge thread like "I bet most of them haven't even donated anyway". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Anyone buying a copy of Viz is throwing their money away,i'm getting it shared everyday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Reported an unhinged lad who used to be quite a good mate today, as he basically said he was going to kill his ex. First time I've ever reported anyone, took about an hour and a half then Facebook basically said it didn't violate there t & c's so it was ok. Unbelievable. This lad is an alki and always posts suicidal stuff looking for sympathy, I hope he just shits or gers off the pot as he's a boring waste of skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Reported an unhinged lad who used to be quite a good mate today, as he basically said he was going to kill his ex. First time I've ever reported anyone, took about an hour and a half then Facebook basically said it didn't violate there t & c's so it was ok. Unbelievable. This lad is an alki and always posts suicidal stuff looking for sympathy, I hope he just shits or gers off the pot as he's a boring waste of skin. 101 on yer phone mate, straight to the boabies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 As if the ice bucket challenge isn't bad enough, we have a full time mummy claiming her 2 year old wanted to donate. Sure she did hen, sure she did. Attention seeking pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Reported an unhinged lad who used to be quite a good mate today, as he basically said he was going to kill his ex. First time I've ever reported anyone, took about an hour and a half then Facebook basically said it didn't violate there t & c's so it was ok. Unbelievable. This lad is an alki and always posts suicidal stuff looking for sympathy, I hope he just shits or gers off the pot as he's a boring waste of skin. You contacted Facebook and not the police? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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