bullywee Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Saw that! It's more a " country laddie " type thing. I had a cousin who was brought up on a farm in SW Scotland. He had the same mannerisms and way of speaking. Almost like an old man in a teens body. The accent was different of course, but only slightly ( Galloway Irish ) A guy in my year at high-school was renowned for having the mannerisms of an old man. Apparently he was a perfectly normal child in primary school until Still Game began and then he started talking like an old person and he's still keeping it up at least 10 years on. It's probably no coincidence that he writes articles for The Sun from time to time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Saw that! It's more a " country laddie " type thing. I had a cousin who was brought up on a farm in SW Scotland. He had the same mannerisms and way of speaking. Almost like an old man in a teens body. The accent was different of course, but only slightly ( Galloway Irish ) I met a few folk like that when I am over in Ireland visiting relatives. It's not as prevalent nowadays but you still bump into a couple of folk the more rural you go, like you say it's like a pensioner in a teens body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 "The mother said we had to go". Who on earth calls their maw "The mother" ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 For some reason unknown to me I keep getting posts from "Things for sale in and around Pollok" on my newsfeed. I know no one who has used this page...nor do I know anyone from Pollok for that matter. It's just a collection of posts where women are trying to sell on their tat and lots of the use of the words "***" and "chick". And now there's someone looking for a "physic for house parties"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 "The mother said we had to go". Who on earth calls their maw "The mother" ? Maybe he lives in a convent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 "2am and I can't sleep!" Nobody gives a f**k, putting the phone down might be a good start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I literally have the worst migraine everNot had a headache like this in a long timeI Wonder if Nutella and strawberries will help to make it better ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPrice Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Seen something today about Deirdre Barlow. 1 like was equal to 1 RIP apparently.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Just so you know.... "Hello girls! Like every year ,we are mobilizing against breast cancer. Here is the game this year : It is proposed that GIRLS do something to educate everyone facing breast cancer. It's easy and I would like you all to participate !!! a few years ago we had to write on our wall our bra colour . The men were questioning for days They wondered why girls had written on their wall colours . This year it is related to the number of tattoos you have. Do not reply to this message ... Write only the word that applies to you on your wall and send this message privately to all your GIRLS !!! It also requires that you add the words " ... and I 'm proud ! " Before the actual number. EXAMPLE: 2 and I am proud ! 7 and I'm proud ! 0 and I'm proud ! The game of the bra was up on television, trying to do the same with this , send this message privately to your contacts GIRLS , do " copy" on the message , select " New Message" and then "paste" ** If you please, do not reply to this message , simply do !! GO !! We want to see a maximum of statutes." I think when she says "The men were questioning for days" she actually means those that could be bothered asked Google ! I am currently enjoying commenting on such statuses with "x tattoos? Really" and then sitting back enjoying the seethe. Occasionally I have to point out than men get breast cancer too, but mostly the fact that a bloke knows what the secret is is enough to induce girly rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I literally have the worst migraine ever Not had a headache like this in a long time I Wonder if Nutella and strawberries will help to make it better ... No but staring at a smartphone or laptop screen certainly will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Seen something today about Deirdre Barlow. 1 like was equal to 1 RIP apparently.... Wrong, 1 like = 1 pray Get it right FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 keep scrolling = dancing on grave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Seen something today about Deirdre Barlow. 1 like was equal to 1 RIP apparently.... At least she's with Samir and Ken's undiscovered victims now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPrice Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Wrong, 1 like = 1 pray Get it right FFS No no no this one was taking it up a notch. 1 like = 1 rip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPrice Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Here you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 "Can't get over the fact it's true" I'm sure you can really, if you really put some effort in I'm sure your life will continue as normal. It's like when people say "I am in shock" at some trivial little thing. No you're not, you are mildly surprised and it will pass within a few minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 "Brilliant actress". Really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "Brilliant actress". Really? That porn she was in wasn't bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 My day was made when I found out that four of my Facebook friends find the waiting time for a taxi in the morning to be a joke/shocking/bang oot of order... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 1. Vaguebooking - any post containing only enough info to provoke a reply of '"what's up?" etc, eg "fed up", "pissed off" et al. 2. Answering any reply to point 1 with "I'll PM you". 3. Tagging yourself in ridiculous places - "Maw's hoose", "My comfy couch", "Bed", etc. 4. RIPs to famous folk. Deirdre off Corrie being the latest. 5. Pictures of pints/dinner etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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