The Ginger Prince Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Someone on my Facebook received a Mothers Day card from their "baby bump". Awful. My missus came out with that exact thing on Sunday. 'I want a card with love from bump on it if I'm pregnant when Mother's Day comes around'. f**k off, no chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 "Real women work hard enough to keep our interest" - should have been your reply... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 No. I don't want to play Pirate Kings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Like a picture of Jimmy Saville to cure cancer. Share if you like Mountain Dew. List ten people you want to annoy. Have a w**k for Christmas, sadistic bible look at this person in pain and like it, share if you're a saddist, look at this seed photoshopped onto a tit, share it but you can't because it's some weird virus, look at this idiot pouring pee on their head for charity, pisshead challenge, I'm up the duff here's a photo of a foetus, like some random pic of a kid in hospital you don't know, add some kisses even though you're not female, wait didn't you just like a video of someone getting hurt? Never mind hashtag lad bible, lad lad lad. Look here's some moron shouting at people in public, like this. I like something I will like it so you can see this, will you like it too? I like you like it then liked it. Take a good look at yourselves you absolute weirdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Like a picture of Jimmy Saville to cure cancer. Share if you like Mountain Dew. List ten people you want to annoy. Have a w**k for Christmas, sadistic bible look at this person in pain and like it, share if you're a saddist, look at this seed photoshopped onto a tit, share it but you can't because it's some weird virus, look at this idiot pouring pee on their head for charity, pisshead challenge, I'm up the duff here's a photo of a foetus, like some random pic of a kid in hospital you don't know, add some kisses even though you're not female, wait didn't you just like a video of someone getting hurt? Never mind hashtag lad bible, lad lad lad. Look here's some moron shouting at people in public, like this. I like something I will like it so you can see this, will you like it too? I like you like it then liked it. Take a good look at yourselves you absolute weirdos. How many likes did that post get on Facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Plastic Paddies out in force today! I hate this day. Looks like a good reason to have a bevy but far to much arsehole behaviour. I wish at Andrews day got treated the same way here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 So many times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 It's the wee " " that completes it imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 These shitey pages and the inevitable cretins sharing every shitey photo they post: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-funniest-wee-page-EVER/1388028761422022 http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scottish-Comedy/1411910149038524?fref=ts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 It's the wee " " that completes it imo. Your football club went bust m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Your football club went bust m9. If you post that in the comments and post the screen shot, I will greeny you every day for 8 days. No, in fact 9. I will greeny you for 9 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 If you post that in the comments and post the screen shot, I will greeny you every day for 8 days. No, in fact 9. I will greeny you for 9 days. I'd do it but I can't screen capture on my Samsung. Can I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'd do it but I can't screen capture on my Samsung. Can I? With my Samsung, I just had to swipe the side of my hand across the screen to cap it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 With my Samsung, I just had to swipe the side of my hand across the screen to cap it. I've got an S3 mini* *not a euphemism V 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I've got an S3 mini* *not a euphemism V Mine was the S3! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 If I didn't have to add him as a friend, I'd do it. I notice he likes a page called "Inter and Rangers friends'. Half and half scarf w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'd do it but I can't screen capture on my Samsung. Can I? Hold the side power button and front button together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Hold the side power button and front button together. Correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Hold the side power button and front button together. Correct. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Just f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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