GordieBoy80 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 One of my really good mates is such a drama queen and despite my months of advice to ditch the bint that sometimes hangs around him he fails to listen and is usually good for at least 3 Facebook breakdowns a day. His latest is: "Take it I was just a fucking pay day for you. I can see me and you never talking again" Everything will probably fine at some point tomorrow though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm not I'm occasionally checking the Inverness courier page half expecting a breakdown/ rant of epic proportions to appear soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 (edited) Outstanding. A person/page titled "YES To An Independent Scotland" likes the IMAGRENT [sic] rant. There's the Unionist campaign right there. (I know it likes the other two comments but that doesn't suit the way I'm spinning this ) Edited January 12, 2012 by yoda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Delete the horizontal line at the bottom of that one(or move it half way up, depending on how you write your 7s). [insert Christian Bale smug photo] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 (edited) I'm occasionally checking the Inverness courier page half expecting a breakdown/ rant of epic proportions to appear soon Donny's got his tuppence worth in 12 likes though forehead7 that's a good effort. Edited January 12, 2012 by GordieBoy80 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Donny's got his tuppence worth in 12 likes though forehead7 that's a good effort. 13 now, not that I'm counting Lichtie's obviously still reading the forum, how sad... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (edited) There's nothing like liking your own comments to promote your agenda... David RobertsonNorthern Constabulary Ah i would just like to ask what rigth do you have to strip people or is this a new way off getting kicks well heres one thats not a happy chap and i am sure there are lots more of us if you lot keep up setting the people your going to find it hard to deal way the people thought we were ment to get a long well this is not the way Like · · 24 September 2011 at 12:47 · David Robertson likes this. This guy's a total roaster. Kudos to whoever posted it Edited January 13, 2012 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Thankfully I don't have any mutual friends with him! Here's another belter from last September. David RobertsonThe Inverness Courier Ah what about the avarage person getting robbed bye the goverment they all sit round a table and talk about this and that but the avarage SCOTTISH person cant get a job because they have let every other country come and take the jobs and the fuel is going up as well as the heatting in our house,s nothing said nor done and if we say any thing we are racsis but the most off us just want a job lets face it were like this cause they all send there coin they make home but it should stay in this country I am only one voice but there are lots more if were asked Like · · 19 September 2011 at 15:35 · 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Apologies in advance for post whoring but P+B wouldn't let me put it all in 1 post. The following few posts is the news feed of a 27 year old female I know. Oh dear: Linzi StephensOn it Like · · Share · 2 hours ago near Irvine · 4 people like this. Stephens Ukk nuhin.. Just drinkin lol workin and being an arsehole lol ko.. Thot u were inviting us up xxabout an hour ago · Like Jamie Mcgill U dnt need invited jus cum up any time pal never a dull weekend lol. An who's us? Lol xxabout an hour ago · Like [*] [*] Amy Robertson wilma how many times a day do ye do a shite? Like · · 4 hours ago · Linzi Stephens In a week. A lot.. Ffs wat kinda question is this xxxxx4 hours ago via Mobile · Like Amy Robertson wit like once or twice a day? n do u wipe from front to back or back to front?4 hours ago · Like Linzi Stephens U monster friendship terminated lol xxxx4 hours ago · Like · 1 [*] [*] Jade Morrison Linziii,, james has got Mee on the dragon sooop!!! :-@ xxxxx Like · · 5 hours ago · Jade Morrison Aha too rite wee sox!! :-) you on it 2nite aswell hehe xxxx4 hours ago · Like Linzi Stephens Aye miybe so we shud have a drunk fone call soon xxxxxxx4 hours ago · Like · 1 [*] <br class="Apple-interchange-newline"> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 <b><br class="Apple-interchange-newline">Linzi Stephens</b>Wish some folk wid get off there fat lazi asses n go get a job instead e thinkin there fukin special n shud get everyfin on a plate.. Fannys.Like · · 6 hours ago near Kilwinning · 10 people like this. Linzi Stephens Baloon knot4 hours ago · Like Pantless McGoogan Nearly as gid as getting smashed wae a cola can pmsl4 hours ago · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Whos all on it tnight? Like · · 11 hours ago near Kilwinning · Ryan Keenan likes this. Linzi Stephens Yea could ye get some e it acctually and a dunno jade lol all probs gee u a we phone later so we can have a we chat lol.. Xxxxxxxx10 hours ago · Like Jade Morrison Ritee okay dokee ill get some when we're bk :-)) he'll say yes anyway!! Ok give Mee a wee call later..Xxxxxxxx10 hours ago · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Whos got a dog a can get a lean of to take tae the beach.. Like · · 13 hours ago near Irvine · 2 people like this. [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Having lunch — at Frankie & Benny's Like · · 14 hours ago via Mobile ·[*] Linzi Stephens 12 hour shift complete Like · · Yesterday at 00:26 near Springside · 4 people like this. Amy Robertson wilmsyyyy u dane? xxxxYesterday at 01:22 · Like Linzi Stephens A was sleepn. Ye still getn me at hof 11 xxxx19 hours ago · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens If i ever ended up in labour i wud want pumped full of laughing gas. Like · · Wednesday at 22:25 near Irvine · 5 people like this. Linzi Stephens Rikkt rin well all need tae remember that.. A take it jacobs daen the sleepin stance? Al no be far away fae it cos av no slept properly in daysss xxxxWednesday at 23:14 · Like Stephanie Mchallam Aye he sure is n am due to aswell.. Am shettered xxxxWednesday at 23:18 · Like [*] <br class="Apple-interchange-newline"> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Linzi Stephens went to Ghost hunting at Caldwell house.View · Join · 1 January at 21:00 Amy Robertsonlinzi did u speak to roberts aunty catherine yet? ♥ xxxxxxLike · · Wednesday at 18:36 · Jaid Stephens Who is it linzi? Lol xWednesday at 19:19 · Like Linzi Stephens Al tell ye after lol xxxxxxWednesday at 19:20 · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Dafties Dafties Dafties! Aw yer false Facebook lifes, I stopped using my real account due tae the bullshit getting flung about on here. If ur deleted fae ma page in the next half hour its nothing personal.....well it is, u talk jobby and rant about who done wit where n when, its like the fucking playground......GET A LIFE....AND GET TAE f**k. Hahaha nice 1 nick love it.. Like · · Wednesday at 12:25 near Irvine · 7 people like this. Diane Gillies aww thanx luv u ♥ xxWednesday at 20:34 · Like · 1 Linzi Stephens Lol luv u tae gilbo ♥ xxWednesday at 20:35 · Like · 1 [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Yass excellent news this morning.. Now time to sit bak n relax. Like · · Wednesday at 10:49 near Kilwinning · <br class="Apple-interchange-newline"> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Linzi Stephens was with Michaela Kerr at Caldwell Haunted House.Like · · Tuesday at 18:53 via Mobile · 2 people like this. Chantel Dalzell Oryt no bother nyt nyt I'm off to bed too xxxWednesday at 01:00 · Like Linzi Stephens Kool nikkt xxxWednesday at 01:03 · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Out a run who wants piked up Like · · 9 January at 23:48 near Stevenston · Tony Joseph McEwan course u can get in for free xxxxTuesday at 00:16 · Like Linzi Stephens Yepp well be thare then lolll xxxxxTuesday at 00:22 · Like · 1 [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Might go a run tae largs the night whos cummin. Like · · 9 January at 20:44 near Springside · Robert McEwan likes this. Geordie Spence Yer just stone madd lol ,, what yeh doin this week.end anyhiw yeh gettin a drink ur what ? X9 January at 22:04 · Like Linzi Stephens Aw a dunno a hink am aff it but juat depends on the funds lolll xx9 January at 22:26 · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens C that stupid franky in bb a hate him hes just got 1 of they faces u wudent get fed up hittin Like · · 8 January at 22:11 near Irvine · 5 people like this. [*]RECENT ACTIVITY "Are u wanty cum to the sauna??..." on Michaela Kerr's Wall.· See friendship <br class="Apple-interchange-newline"> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Linzi StephensThat awkward moment wen u fone somebdy and there talkin like fuk n u canny b bothert n u want thum aff the foneLike · · 8 January at 20:55 near Irvine · 5 people like this. Roy Stephens Just like that awkward moment when your phone rings at hawf two in the morning and it's Linzi Stephens and yer hoping it stops!! hahaha9 January at 02:09 · Like Linzi Stephens U love ma early mornin fone calls patt loll x9 January at 08:58 · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Thats me bak off the drink for another week. Battling hangovers 1nce a week is enuf. Like · · 8 January at 19:09 near Irvine · 3 people like this. Linzi Stephens A suppose lol there always sayin theres a staff party av only ever saw 1 in 6 yearz lol xx8 January at 19:22 · Like · 1 Gemma Stewart Haha me too. Lol xx8 January at 19:26 · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Omg just nearly got a 30 pownd fine off the polis.. Its amazin how far an apology goes.. Like · · 7 January at 15:57 near Irvine · 6 people like this. Linzi Stephens A was sittim down irvin cross in a bus stop n nane e the busses could get in haha xxx7 January at 18:56 · Like Stephanie Mchallam Lol yer sme gal xxx7 January at 18:57 · Like [*] [*] Linzi Stephens Just woke up and had the weirdest dream that i was blown right up in the sky and off a cliff in spain and hut the bottom and all these arab people were walkin past me. Wtf kind of dream is that.lol Like · · 7 January at 13:02 near Springside · 5 people like this. [*] Linzi Stephens Some people need to stop takin fb so seriously its a networkin site its no real life ffs GAG Like · · 7 January at 04:17 near Springside · William Birnie and 4 others like this. Amy Robertson oks talk tomorrow, love you wilmsyyyy ♥ xxxxx7 January at 04:41 · Like · 1 Linzi Stephens Love yooooo ♥ xxxxx7 January at 04:42 · Like [*] [*]RECENT ACTIVITY Linzi changed her Profile picture. "Wat yu doing tomorpw night text..." on Michaela Kerr's Wall.· See friendship Linzi likes That annoying c**t who always tries talking to you on chat.· Like this Page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 (edited) guy slagging off an application form for "asking stupit questuinz" (think it was for a loan for setting up his own "gaerdining" company) Business Interests: Yes Very Interested equally worryingly there are people commenting on it in a kinda "what idiots having such a question you get them telt" manner people are really really dumb Edited January 13, 2012 by itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Apologies in advance for post whoring but P+B wouldn't let me put it all in 1 post. The following few posts is the news feed of a 27 year old female I know. I think that's my mates bird (or at least it may have been in the past). The name is certainly familiar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 A fucking roaster mate. Last night a girl on my thread posted: Put this as your status for 1 hour for poor Declan Hainey killed by his mum in their home! A little angel taken too soon, sleep tight angel. No child deserves to be abused & murdered by their parents, so lets show support for that little boy. REST IN PEACE DECLAN xxx To which I replied : Babys can't read facebook. I've been getting it stinking from all her friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I've been getting it stinking from all her friends. Nightshift forum for this tale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennent's Lager#1 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 A fucking roaster mate. Last night a girl on my thread posted: Put this as your status for 1 hour for poor Declan Hainey killed by his mum in their home! A little angel taken too soon, sleep tight angel. No child deserves to be abused & murdered by their parents, so lets show support for that little boy. REST IN PEACE DECLAN xxx To which I replied : Babys can't read facebook. I've been getting it stinking from all her friends. To be fair, dead people can't read facebook either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 To be fair, dead people can't read facebook either I was actually going to write: Babies (either dead or alive) cannot see facebook, but I bottled it a wee bit. That would've probably made me into the facebook walloper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Linzi Stephens From Irvine/Kilwinning and not a single mutual friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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