Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Love pillows in glove fillers is the best I can think of, but I'm sure there's better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Shirt spuds in hand gloves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 tits in mits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Mammary glands in socks for the hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Toasty udders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Definitely one of the more disapointing wanks i've had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Definitely one of the more disapointing wanks i've had. You need to get softer gloves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Once, the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows. Now they've entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word "cool". It is their favourite word. The idiot does not think about what it is saying. Thinking is rubbish. And rubbish isn't cool. 'Stuff and shit' is cool. The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection, they wear their waistbands below their balls, they babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He's an idiot too. Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail to the rise of the idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Not sure what I think about this. Can't even think of a decent ****s in *****s. Glovely jubblies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 (Tags deceased aunt) - Ten months to this day you were taken and it's still as raw aw yesterday . I know you've been by my side the full roller coaster ride I've been on and I know you'd be proud of every member of our family . It's just times like this where I want to pick up my phone , have a wee moan about stuff with you for you to make sense of it and send me in the right direction . Although it's been ten month it hasn't really sunk in I'll never see you again or never hear your voice again . ...I didn't know what it was like to lose someone until I lost you but you fought long enough , there's no denying that . If I could have taken the pain away I would have although I know you'd take it for anyone , any day . We all miss you so so much but words can't describe how I feel . So many questions that no one can really answer ! But I hope your partying up there and I know you'll be watching over the kids and laughing at Logan for swearing like a trooper and Demi giving Abbie the fingers haha ! Our memories are always in my heart , even the silly things like you staring boys out for looking at me lol !! Love and miss you so much . Until we meet again , sweet dreams angel ps my car stereo doesn't okay mellow anywhere near as loud as yours did ! I need a sound system or something hahaha Because 10 months is definitely the fitting landmark. Attention-seeking bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Because 10 months is definitely the fitting landmark. Attention-seeking bint. She's right when she says it hasn't sunk in, seeing as she's still tagging the deceased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Nothing weird about her looking happy at all. She'll have her 100+ 'likes' and that's all she'll care about, the stupid slut. Tragically accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Oh, and speaking to and 'tagging' dead people on Facebook is the most crass and attention seeking thing you can do. Grief is not an excuse. It's a c*nt's trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Tragically accurate. Indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/darren.murphy.35 He seems pleasant Darren Murphy7 hours ago Just remembered it's payday, brilliant 2 hours later.... Darren Murphy5 hours ago A swear a knock ma pan in 9 hour a day n go home done in, all for a shambles ae a wage! A hate this country btw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Darren Murphy7 hours ago Just remembered it's payday, brilliant 2 hours later.... Darren Murphy5 hours ago A swear a knock ma pan in 9 hour a day n go home done in, all for a shambles ae a wage! A hate this country btw! The guy just needs a break - there must be hunners of well paid jobs out there for 21 year old criminals who can hardly string a proper sentence together ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 There's someone on mine who's doing the London marathon. He's mentioned it at least once a day since last years race. And now he's doing the last minute beg for donations. He can f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 There's a cracker doing the rounds just now. A girl has taken a photo of paramedics in her living room, working on her dad after he collapsed with her posting "I really hope dad's okay". One can only hope that her father regained consciousness and butchered his fucking imbecile of a daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=227816694077738&set=a.100188566840552.1073741825.100005482260295&type=1&theatre Aye amur ginger nut al smash yer head in ya wee p***k barrhead bowery full a bams gyto boys Shut it or al punch yer eyes like ur wee sisters ya fat b*****d might hink am a shitebag coz a was scared in barrhead but am no scared anymore bowery will do nothing gyto boys do it best Nbb wee sacks yerr puntin yer bum 5er a wipe up aht toon fs yer patters pants you askin yer staff in yerr home tae help yee spell wit yer sayin lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 "Gunna get a bus in a minute" And? Though I'm not sure what I'm expecting from someone whose highlights include (I.e.: whose every other post consists of) "cuppa t and then I'm going to pick my son up from school" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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