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Annoying things people write on Facebook


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I have just received an e-mail for a "like" I got on a comment. I hope this isn't a continual thing.

Go to settings and disable it.

I had to do that after I launched a war with attention seeking cousin. Think she now gets the pic that I think she's a miserable slut but hey ho..

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at the moment some wet behind the ears kid is trying to tell me we should pay soldiers more than footballers. musicians and actors. because they are protecting us. (policemen and firemen aare not included in this diatribe btw even though i pointed out they protect us ttoo )

trying to explain to him that people are willing to pay to watch these people perform their jobs and that they earn these wages by drawing in the crowds tthat pay to watch..

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That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever seen on Facebook. Why would anyone want to openly give out their phone number?

*looks out an ex girlfriends phone number.. posts it on wall*

no reason.

:ph34r:

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From a guy

I loved you the minute I heard you were coming. I loved you the minute you were born. Then I saw your face and fell in love some more. You were only a minute old, but I knew I would die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a cat you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside of your body. Put this on your status if you have cat you love more than life ♥♥

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I loved you the minute I heard you were coming. I loved you the minute you were born. Then I saw your face and fell in love some more. You were only a minute old, but I knew I would die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a cat you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside of your body. Put this on your status if you have cat you love more than life ♥♥

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What a tit! :lol:

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I loved you the minute I heard you were coming. I loved you the minute you were born. Then I saw your face and fell in love some more. You were only a minute old, but I knew I would die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a cat you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside of your body. Put this on your status if you have cat you love more than life ♥♥

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That's just creepy more than anything

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I loved you the minute I heard you were coming. I loved you the minute you were born. Then I saw your face and fell in love some more. You were only a minute old, but I knew I would die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a cat you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside of your body. Put this on your status if you have cat you love more than life ♥♥

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I loved you the minute I heard you were coming. I loved you the minute you were born. Then I saw your face and fell in love some more. You were only a minute old, but I knew I would die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a cat you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside of your body. Put this on your status if you have cat you love more than life ♥♥

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I laughed at that because I thought it was a piss-take.

It's not? Oh dear. :(

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I've spent the weekend looking after my dad's Golden Retriever, and to be honest I was like a loved-up teenager when she was in my house. There were cuddles, baby-talk and a great deal of strange stares from my kid, who assumes I'm a cross between Hitler and Stalin given how I treat him.

Never updated my facebook status with any of that girly shite about cats though. What a c**t!

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Somebody on my page has just posted this

'Feeling a bit poorly but i'm going to do something that always cheers me up. I'm going to watch porn'

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I know you're a clean-cut fellow now Chris McDonald, but that's nowhere near as asinine or annoying as anything else that's been posted in this thread. Don't be offended :(

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What a tit! :lol:

That's just creepy more than anything

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I laughed at that because I thought it was a piss-take.

It's not? Oh dear. :(

The guy sits behind me at work, i decided to show him these reactions to his updates (don't like the guy) his first reaction was "why did you delete me"...

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"just a wee message to say happy birthday to my mam!! xx

3 hours ago via Mobile Web"

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Her mother doesn't have Facebook. She is posting this on her own Facebook page, FROM HER FUCKING PHONE! Call her you stupid woman! <_<

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The guy sits behind me at work, i decided to show him these reactions to his updates (don't like the guy) his first reaction was "why did you delete me"...

I wrote "Bobby's colleague" down, and scored it out as I felt left out at not being able to delete him. What a tit.

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One of my apparent friends has added scan pictures of his soon-to-be offspring on facebook. This child isn't even fucking born, and already its little more than a set piece in his ever increasing mania to have every minute detail of his life to be publicly broadcasted on the internet.

You fucked an ugly girl mate, do things in the traditional way and leave the country overnight.

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