Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 A lassie I was kind of seeing about 15 years ago has been dumped by her fiancee. I had expected to get some material for this thread but I can't. It must be terrible for her and the nice things her friends have said to her seem to be giving her some sort of comfort. I'm softening in my old age. Scouting for an easy ride eh? Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A lassie I was kind of seeing about 15 years ago has been dumped by her fiancee. I had expected to get some material for this thread but I can't. It must be terrible for her and the nice things her friends have said to her seem to be giving her some sort of comfort. I'm softening in my old age. I'll tell you what'll give her some sort of comfort... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'll tell you what'll give her some sort of comfort...No, we don't want to go through that "I'm a terrible person" cryptic shite again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1464209676.057288.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1464209686.280114.jpgImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1464209686.280114.jpg They have now made it Lanarkshire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 What took them so long? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 "Anyone know the time of the bus from Ayr to Prestwick?" Aye, google. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I wouldn't mind timing Julie Burton's ass. Even though that makes no sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I'd fair give it about 30 seconds. Your wife says "30 seconds? aye right" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 They really are a special breed, the comments are even worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Also that emoji where the c**t is supposed to be thinking is quickly getting on my tits as it seems every simpleton in the land now just throws it on the end of a question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 If one of my siblings looked like Joseph-Gordon Levitt, I'd want to punch them as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 If one of my siblings looked like Joseph-Gordon Levitt, I'd want to punch them as well.What if your maw looked like Kate Beckinsale? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 What if your maw looked like Kate Beckinsale? My maw is Kate Beckinsale. Your point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 No words 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 No wordsHoly shit.What even is the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Is it not, maybe, you know, a joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Is it not, maybe, you know, a joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Is it not, maybe, you know, a joke? It wasn't shared as a joke. It was shared predominantly by the full time mummy brigade that make up the bulk of this thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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