dundeebarry Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Bazza, you're a pretty slick mover. You'd be oblivious to these gremlins in a dancefloor scenario, such is the level of focus when the beat is going down. This is true, Fifer. I'm a weapon dancer. You can bust out some moves youself, right enough. I've seen you get kicked out a club for endangering fellow groovers. Some might say that was due to the Klingon battle sword you were swinging around, but I reckon your fast feet and snake-like hips were a factor too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash of the Titus Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Not really horrific, but probably the most relevant place to put this Its Leigh Griffiths at Club Earth in Livingston! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundermonkey Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 What the f**k is that in the middle? I think her kid may have gone to nursery with mine. Sammy, do you know the one in the middle? CLUB TROPICANA GLASGOW IS HERE!!!!!!!! The one on the right seems to have won the league at least 3 or 4 times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 The one on the right seems to have won the league National at least 3 or 4 times. Closer to the truth ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Not really horrific, but probably the most relevant place to put this Its Leigh Griffiths at Club Earth in Livingston! THer must be some Rangers fans behind the camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Just for ThunderMonkey, Happy Xmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Santas in Glasgow Santas in Edinburgh We're from the capital, you're from a shitehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 People with green depositories at the back of the tongue are revolting. What the actual f**k is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 People with green depositories at the back of the tongue are revolting. What the actual f**k is it? Methadone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 (edited) People with green depositories at the back of the tongue are revolting. What the actual f**k is it? Most likely an underlying infection of some sort. Edit: You can actually tell a lot from the colour of a persons tongue. That's why during check-ups the doctor will tell you to stick your tongue out. Useless fact of the day. Edited December 23, 2011 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanadia Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Most likely an underlying infection of some sort. Edit: You can actually tell a lot from the colour of a persons tongue. That's why during check-ups the doctor will tell you to stick your tongue out. Useless fact of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) Santas in Edinburgh We're from the capital, you're from a shitehole Wid, widnae (pregnant), wid twice, wid, wid till the police kicked the door in and wid even though she has a dent in her forehead. Edited December 24, 2011 by Andy C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Second one's got a bun in the oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Second one's got a bun in the oven. Good spot. Pervy post amended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Craig Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Second one's got a bun in the oven. Even better! Something about a pregnant lass... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) Even better! Something about a pregnant lass... Pregnancy makes me sick. Absolutely disgusting. Edited December 24, 2011 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Even better! Something about a pregnant lass... That is wrong on so many levels, you sicko! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Wid, widnae (pregnant), wid twice, wid, wid till the police kicked the door in and wid even though she has a dent in her forehead. I'd rattle them all until the neighbours complained about the smell. Including the one that's up the duff - she's not that pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I'd rattle them all until the neighbours complained about the smell. Including the one that's up the duff - she's not that pregnant. that resurrects the age-old question, how pregnant is too pregnant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 that resurrects the age-old question, how pregnant is too pregnant? That lassie's inside the boundaries, whatever it is. She's what, no more than four months? Complete guess there like, but it sounds about right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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