Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 that resurrects the age-old question, how pregnant is too pregnant? If you're worried about banging the bairns skull, turn her round for some back door action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 that resurrects the age-old question, how pregnant is too pregnant? Getting a blowjob and a shag at the same time is the height of decadence. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzy Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I've suffered from it myself, lanky. It's a terrible affliction, equalled in the disco pain stakes only by the notorious Ecto Jaw. You ken how that works: such is the ferocity of Ewok-log-weapon-swing of the Ecstasy-enhanced jaw, it locks in place at an angle that leaves you looking like an extra from the Thriller video. It doesn't stop you dancing, but it hurts, and makes you look like a Warrior. Actually, the more I think about it, getting the Ecto Jaw isn't such a bad thing. "You're slowing it down!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Guy in the pub last night had a jaw swinging like the pirate ship ride in a local funfair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Scotland has an endless supply of honking nightclubbers so this thread could go on forever. I can't believe that nobody's mentioned the dreadful Shanghai Shuffle yet. "You must be at least this tall to ride here" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) OH SANTA!!! Edited December 24, 2011 by ffcsam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Xmas Quiz WTF IS THAT!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Seriously, what is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 And what is going on with this guys head/neck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Mongo del Fantastico Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) Seriously, what is it? Man, dressed as woman, dressed as Clint Eastwood. Edited December 25, 2011 by Count Mongo del Fantastico 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Mad, dressed as woman, dressed as Clint Eastwood. So, from the left its The Good, The Bad and the Ugly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Mongo del Fantastico Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 So, from the left its The Good, The Bad and the Ugly? The Bad, The Worse, and the Kill It With Fire. A lesser known sequal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Xmas Quiz WTF IS THAT!!!! Haven't a fucking clue what that is, or which one of the Proclaimers is peering over it's left shoulder!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Seriously, what is it? 0 pints, 2 pints, one cubic foot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lau03143 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Seriously, what is it? Aye, one on the left is fine! The one on the right must have a very unfortunate affliction! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Aye, one on the left is fine! The one on the right must have a very unfortunate affliction! A pair of balls I suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lau03143 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 A pair of balls I suspect. Quite possibly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbud Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Even better! Something about a pregnant lass... I'd wet the babies head............ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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