Bert Raccoon Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Seriously, what is it? That bird on the right has fucking massive hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 It's a guy. no doubt about it. You can tell with that shitty tattoo on his right arm, and the fact he looks like a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Free entry and £1 drinks all night at The Hive tonight. Garenteed to provide some crackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 It's a guy. no doubt about it. You can tell with that shitty tattoo on his right arm, and the fact he looks like a guy. Well that was perhaps the most unpleasant wanks I've ever had. Thank you for ruining the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizzy Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I can almost smell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 With flexibility like that you'd be guaranteed a cracking ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Seriously, what is it? Man, dressed as woman, dressed as Clint Eastwood. That is no man, that's a space station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I can almost smell it. Our flexible friend's lucky she doesn't go to the same club as this wee chancer: Boy would be at her gash like a dug at a garden tap after a 10 mile walk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Ony takers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) The one on the right should have done everyone a favour and worn a bra. Boak. Edited January 8, 2012 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Ony takers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsgooner Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Ony takers? Get the harpoons boys, we're going whaling! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 'you're going to need a bigger boat' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Chist Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Ony takers? David Attenburgh would be proud of this close up photo of a Blue Whale in it's natural habitat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 With flexibility like that you'd be guaranteed a cracking ride. And an excellent dismount. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Ony takers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Having noticed that Cub 30 ,has recently changed it's name to Club Tropicana, I think it's only fitting that the original lyrics of the Wham hit are made more appropriate!! Let me take you to the place Where membership's an ugly face Dance to records by the Bee Gees Where strangers with their bottled tans Welcome you to another land - That's full of manky Weegies. Chorus: Club Tropicana, what the f**k Pies and Buckfast - there's enough for everyone. All that's missing's normal folk But don't worry, you can be one Ugly guys and munters meet, Then kiss in Tropicana's heat, Its not a pretty sight After shave and cheap perfume. Gently mingle in the room With the smell of pish and shite Chorus 3x: Club Tropicana what the f**k Pies and Buckfast,theres enough for everyone All that's missings normal folk But dont worry , you can be one x2 Pack your johnny's And strike a pose Just make sure,you don't catch a dose Here's the original,so can can have a wee sing along 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 SHREK WITH MAKE UP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Seriously, what is it? It's actually Vic Reeves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Here's Kerry Katona just before being eaten by a large lady.............no wait its a guy...........or is it a lady? This is at Killie's newest "A" list club And here are some more from the fateful night..............I wonder if they told Katona they would put her in a cage with animals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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