ArabianKnight Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I'd think twice before accosting someone armed with a pair of scissors. Aye I know Tbh I wouldn't actually do anything like that, rather sort this out with him admitting to his guilt so it shows how much of a bawbag he actually is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Be not so hasty young Matthew. You must look beyond the c**t...To the arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shengus Khan Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Where is this barber shop? I might go and stalk Eugene. It will either be the barber shop on Exchange Street or the one that's inside the Arkive clothing shop. Both are a bit too hipstery for my short, back and sides! Has it been determined whether or not 'Eug' is an Arab or a Dee? Quite a lot of hipster points resting on the outcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Has it been determined whether or not 'Eug' is an Arab or a Dee? Quite a lot of hipster points resting on the outcome. He's struck me as a Dee from the start, though I wouldn't be surprised if he's a Dundee Wanderers man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 It's not the one in Arkive. I reckon it's up the Perth Rd. It's Lovatts on Exchange street. They are all so "individual" with the wood and cheap tat interiors it's so difficult to tell them all apart tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Why does everyone in Dundee know each other? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Why does everyone in Dundee know each other? Inbreeding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Global Village, mate. And inbreeding. Eugenics is the answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Eugenics is the answer.Bravo, Sir!A greenie due when I'm next on my laptop???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 To quote a certain infamous former poster, "be very specific". Whoa hang on a minute here, Supras is banned? When did this happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Whoa hang on a minute here, Supras is banned? When did this happen? Have you been living in a cave?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 He supports Arbroath. Of course he does. That and sticking to areas where (normally) he never appeared.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 That and sticking to areas where (normally) he never appeared....Look in the mirror and say his name 3 times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Do gents barbers still offer "something for the weekend Sir?". I would be scared AK. He's in a protection racket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Has it been determined whether or not 'Eug' is an Arab or a Dee? Quite a lot of hipster points resting on the outcome. There is no danger the c**t is a football fan. He's probably into polo or croquet or something. In the off-chance he is a football fan though, he's definitely an arab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 There is no danger the c**t is a football fan. He's probably into polo or croquet or something. In the off-chance he is a football fan though, he's definitely an arab. You should reread that He could therefore be a Dee if he wasn't a fan of football is the implication..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 ^^^ lives in Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Depends on the emptiness of the skip I suppose.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Yours is full of empty bottles of Turps though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 But I dont kip in Dundee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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