yoda Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 The man himself on twitter - "Edin's a right giggly f**k tonight. He thinks because he score that he the fucking man. It was Balo who destroy United belief, not that f**k" Could he be any better ? You missed a trick there. Could be BE any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 In. Some facts about Mario Balotelli >Survived a usually fatal disease at birth >£10,000 in parking fines >Car impounded 27 times >£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team >Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside >Rescued a child from bullying >Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager >Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting >Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club >Thinks milk with tea is strange >Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training >Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter >Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter >U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute. >Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it >He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans. >After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?” >Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich” >Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch >Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won >Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show >Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs >Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around >Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed >Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial >Brought iPad to bench during International friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I liked Balotelli long before it was cool. f**k your list. How many of you have Super Mario as a friend on facebook? No, me neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 I know Supras, and you were laughed at because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 S. Mactavish. Probably be out by tomorrow though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Any guy that annoys fcuk out of glory hunting Man Ure fans is a hero of mine. Put me on the list Donnie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Y. Bezzer. The great thing is at only 21 years old he has many years of crazy antics ahead of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I would like to join too. I would also like someone to explain to me why he got booked? Edit : C. Tevez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Hate Citeh. LOVE Balotelli. Coutn me in L4L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 >Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter >Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Brilliant Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 L. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 1000% in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 The kid is an absolute wildcard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 An absolute fanny. But a hero at the same time. Count me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Boy is a bit of a hero, count me in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 In all seriousness, how would one go about obtaining that hat? Probably the coolest thing I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I'm warming to this guy! His face in that pic above is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Definitely in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 In. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 There has never been anything I've ever wanted to be "in" more...except your mum. I'd also like to state that "I liked Super Mario before it was cool". Quite possibly my favourite person to read about in the whole wide world. Edit to add: Just got this emailed from a mate - "Mario Balotelli's mum's over from Italy, asks their cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis." So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list but the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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