Laid Back Maverick Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 American "comedian" Bill Maher just made my top 5 with this "hilarious" Halloween costume: http://thesuperficial.com/2006/10/bill_mah..._of_the_de.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Graham Norton Julian Clary Ali G Bo Selecta About as funny as getting shot through the neck by an arrow, and then discovering that their is a gas bill attached!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooCoothenoo Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Lenny f****** Henry Jimmy Carr Graham Norton Jo Brand Any Bo Selecta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Man Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Catherine Tate - Her shows going the same way as Chewin the fat, same characters doing the same jokes with different backgrounds. Julian Clary - Enough said. Graham Norton - Screechin, wailing bampot. Ruby Wax - Can she fall into this category? Lenny Henry - See previous posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Graham Norton Julian Clary Ali G Bo Selecta About as funny as getting shot through the neck by an arrow, and then discovering that their is a gas bill attached!! not a comedian, he's a character played by sacha whateverhisnameis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 not a comedian, he's a character played by sacha whateverhisnameis Sorry Mr Pedantic, you know what i mean! The tv show in general isnt funny at all! happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Sorry Mr Pedantic, you know what i mean! The tv show in general isnt funny at all! happy? not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I think Eddie Izzard is drastically overrated. If you see his shows, the amount of filler he puts in just to take up time is disgraceful. People are shelling out to go see him these days and all he does is "um, ar, its quite good, but grapes - doesnt the grape remind you of *insert irrelevant historical reference here* ha ha". I fucking hate him. These pauses are him trying to remember his material, in the extras on his DVD's you can see him using the same sketches in other places in his tour How many of you could remember a 2hr comedy routeen without having to pause for thought. But thimbles is what I really want to talk about..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Ure Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Lenny Henry Harry Hill Julian Clary Catherine Tate ...that's all I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroongoon Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 1. Justin Lee Collins - I swear I have never even managed a smile at anything this hairy yokel has ever said. TV producers would do better to use random people off the street than him, there is a chance some of them might be funny. 2. Jim Davidson - if poll was comedians you would happily murder he would be top. Tory b*****d. Go on Jim take a drink you c*nt. 3. Victoria Wood - Zzzzzzzzzzzz. 4. Catherine Tate - not funny and boring too. Even more tedious than...Harry Enfield. 5. Jo Brand - I love cakes..I'm so fat..hahaha. I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Graham Norton Russel Brand Lenny Henry Jimmy Carr Ross Noble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroongoon Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Graham Norton Russel Brand Lenny Henry Jimmy Carr Ross Noble I'd forgotten that Ross Noble. He is shit right enough. So are quite a lot of those who seem to be on all those panel/comedy game shows (usually presented by Jimmy Carr too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ali_le_point Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 1. Rhona Cameron - painfully self-pitying victim bore. Funny as cancer. 2. Ross Noble - emulsioning preferable. 3. Steve Martin - comfybum drag, about as entertaining as a pair of slippers. 4. Craig Hill - from EK, the camp comedian routine's about as alluring as a dead skunk. 5. Frank Skinner ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Can the folk who don't like Harry Hill please share whatever went wrong in their lives that caused them to become such terrible people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 This is really difficult to narrow it down to a mere five, but here goes: Graeme Norton and Craig Hill - They count as one choice, simply because they are 'New Labour' comedy. "Yeah, i have a squeaky voice, i'm camp as a row of pink tents and if i say 'COCK!' enough times i'll never lose my job because i know how frightened every b*****d is these days of offending any minority. Am i funny? Not at all, but until the Tories get back in and i'm shunted back to making the teas, i'm enjoying it while it lasts!" Harry Hill - Sorry Swampy, but the fact is that wearing a white coat and reminding everyone he could have been a doctor but chose 'comedy' instead does not give the man enough credibility to wear stupid wigs and just randomly shout things. If that were the criteria for good comedy Catman would be eating caviar rather than rats. Eddie Izzard- Being a tranny doesn't make you funny, it makes you a tranny. Having 15 minutes of marginally amusing material and making it last 2 hours by going:'Ummmmm,ahhhhhhhhh, yes, eh? Hmm? OOOOOOOOHHH!" in a drawling middle class way should ensure you get rewarded by being covered in paper cuts and sat in a bath full of salt, not hailed as a comedy genius. Avid Merrion- What the f**k is this shit? i switched on by accident one night and wondered why Channel 4 were showing childrens TV at 10pm. Then of course the swearing began and it all became clear. This is the type of routine that would have had you bleeding to death in a hail of chunky 80's pint glasses with handles were you to actually have to earn the right to be a comedian by touring and not just be a ginger yid who fellated Michael Grade at a cocktail party and remembered to take pictures. Utter, utter pish. Lenny Henry- What is it with the BBC these days? Why is it so difficult to recognise that someone who should be a cleaner on the London Underground is not funny regardless of how many obese wittering tarts he marries or old men from Jaimaca he impersonates? Comic Relief is very worthy, and congratulations to him for recognising his opportunity to prolong a career that should have died around the time Ben Elton sold his soul to 'Cool Brittania', but i would still like to witness first hand the smearing of him in jam and the agonised cries as he is pecked to death by guillemots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooCoothenoo Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 This is really difficult to narrow it down to a mere five, but here goes: Graeme Norton and Craig Hill - They count as one choice, simply because they are 'New Labour' comedy. "Yeah, i have a squeaky voice, i'm camp as a row of pink tents and if i say 'COCK!' enough times i'll never lose my job because i know how frightened every b*****d is these days of offending any minority. Am i funny? Not at all, but until the Tories get back in and i'm shunted back to making the teas, i'm enjoying it while it lasts!" Harry Hill - Sorry Swampy, but the fact is that wearing a white coat and reminding everyone he could have been a doctor but chose 'comedy' instead does not give the man enough credibility to wear stupid wigs and just randomly shout things. If that were the criteria for good comedy Catman would be eating caviar rather than rats. Eddie Izzard- Being a tranny doesn't make you funny, it makes you a tranny. Having 15 minutes of marginally amusing material and making it last 2 hours by going:'Ummmmm,ahhhhhhhhh, yes, eh? Hmm? OOOOOOOOHHH!" in a drawling middle class way should ensure you get rewarded by being covered in paper cuts and sat in a bath full of salt, not hailed as a comedy genius. Well said Avid Merrion- What the f**k is this shit? i switched on by accident one night and wondered why Channel 4 were showing childrens TV at 10pm. Then of course the swearing began and it all became clear. This is the type of routine that would have had you bleeding to death in a hail of chunky 80's pint glasses with handles were you to actually have to earn the right to be a comedian by touring and not just be a ginger yid who fellated Michael Grade at a cocktail party and remembered to take pictures. Utter, utter pish. Lenny Henry- What is it with the BBC these days? Why is it so difficult to recognise that someone who should be a cleaner on the London Underground is not funny regardless of how many obese wittering tarts he marries or old men from Jaimaca he impersonates? Comic Relief is very worthy, and congratulations to him for recognising his opportunity to prolong a career that should have died around the time Ben Elton sold his soul to 'Cool Brittania', but i would still like to witness first hand the smearing of him in jam and the agonised cries as he is pecked to death by guillemots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_ken Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Jim Davidson Victoria Wood Lenny Henry Stan Boardman French & Saunders (if they count as one) Quite like Jimmy Carr and Eddie Izzard is superb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Has anyone mentioned Jimmy Carr yet. F'cking cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooCoothenoo Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 This is really difficult to narrow it down to a mere five, but here goes: Graeme Norton and Craig Hill - They count as one choice, simply because they are 'New Labour' comedy. "Yeah, i have a squeaky voice, i'm camp as a row of pink tents and if i say 'COCK!' enough times i'll never lose my job because i know how frightened every b*****d is these days of offending any minority. Am i funny? Not at all, but until the Tories get back in and i'm shunted back to making the teas, i'm enjoying it while it lasts!" Harry Hill - Sorry Swampy, but the fact is that wearing a white coat and reminding everyone he could have been a doctor but chose 'comedy' instead does not give the man enough credibility to wear stupid wigs and just randomly shout things. If that were the criteria for good comedy Catman would be eating caviar rather than rats. Eddie Izzard- Being a tranny doesn't make you funny, it makes you a tranny. Having 15 minutes of marginally amusing material and making it last 2 hours by going:'Ummmmm,ahhhhhhhhh, yes, eh? Hmm? OOOOOOOOHHH!" in a drawling middle class way should ensure you get rewarded by being covered in paper cuts and sat in a bath full of salt, not hailed as a comedy genius. Avid Merrion- What the f**k is this shit? i switched on by accident one night and wondered why Channel 4 were showing childrens TV at 10pm. Then of course the swearing began and it all became clear. This is the type of routine that would have had you bleeding to death in a hail of chunky 80's pint glasses with handles were you to actually have to earn the right to be a comedian by touring and not just be a ginger yid who fellated Michael Grade at a cocktail party and remembered to take pictures. Utter, utter pish. Lenny Henry- What is it with the BBC these days? Why is it so difficult to recognise that someone who should be a cleaner on the London Underground is not funny regardless of how many obese wittering tarts he marries or old men from Jaimaca he impersonates? Comic Relief is very worthy, and congratulations to him for recognising his opportunity to prolong a career that should have died around the time Ben Elton sold his soul to 'Cool Brittania', but i would still like to witness first hand the smearing of him in jam and the agonised cries as he is pecked to death by guillemots. Well said that man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 1) Dawn French. 2) Jennifer Saunders. 3) Jo Brand. 4) Victoria Wood. 5) Jenny Eclair. 6) Rhona Fuckin Cameron. 7) Helen Lederer. I realise there may seem to be a pattern in my unfunny people post, but women are not funny....ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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