audioslave Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 This sounds terrible. I'm not a fan of eating food so hot that it makes me shite out my own skeleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Just re visited this thread. Got one on ice. Planning on having it as a hangover cure. Better than an enema! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Better than an enema! That would look so good as an advertising slogan on the front of the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Just re visited this thread. Got one on ice. Planning on having it as a hangover cure. Better than an enema! You are going to eat it first? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 That would look so good as an advertising slogan on the front of the box. Just had one for my tea and my god its lethal. Not had any sudden bursts to the bathroom to report of as of yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Pah, all this pizza nonsense, I suggest that you all get your backsides to Asda and purchase a "Hungry Joes" beefy burrito bake. now THAT had a kick to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Remember that the 'hit' from chilli peppers is addictive.... In a nice kinda way........ The Scoville scale is something worth noting ............ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Intrigued to try one of these, I love hot food. How does it compare to a Madras? Thats pretty much my top limit. I can eat a Madras at a comfortable level, any hotter than that and I struggle and dont enjoy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 This sounds terrible. I'm not a fan of eating food so hot that it makes me shite out my own skeleton. i really think that you would be aswell eating a piping hot piece of coal from the fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 The Scoville scale is something worth noting ............ True enough, broon. Has anyone tried the notorious ghost pepper? I believe this is the hottest bad boy on the Scoville Scale. Such is its power, it induces rectal activity that registers on the Richter Scale, and is equivalent to chowing down on the fucking Sun. Eating pizza from some dinghy Euro-Tesco is one thing, but taking on the ghost pepper is quite another, I'd imagine. Can anyone source these beasts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 True enough, broon. Has anyone tried the notorious ghost pepper? I believe this is the hottest bad boy on the Scoville Scale. Such is its power, it induces rectal activity that registers on the Richter Scale, and is equivalent to chowing down on the fucking Sun. Eating pizza from some dinghy Euro-Tesco is one thing, but taking on the ghost pepper is quite another, I'd imagine. Can anyone source these beasts? As far as I'm aware the hottest available chilli pepper in the UK is the Scotch bonnet but no doubt there will be some dodgy back street dealings somewhere where brown envelopes are handed over in exchange for the ghost pepper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpudNuts Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dorset Naga is the hottest widely available one (by that I mean Tesco sell it) I found one in a Caribbean food supply shop called a "Devils Penis" which is apparently around the "f**k me sideways with a chainsaw, thats hot" level of hotness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) True enough, broon. Has anyone tried the notorious ghost pepper? I believe this is the hottest bad boy on the Scoville Scale. Such is its power, it induces rectal activity that registers on the Richter Scale, and is equivalent to chowing down on the fucking Sun. Eating pizza from some dinghy Euro-Tesco is one thing, but taking on the ghost pepper is quite another, I'd imagine. Can anyone source these beasts? My mate bought ghost chilli essence from the internet. This stuff sounds mental ebay Edited April 13, 2012 by young_bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Dorset Naga is the hottest widely available one (by that I mean Tesco sell it) I found one in a Caribbean food supply shop called a "Devils Penis" which is apparently around the "f**k me sideways with a chainsaw, thats hot" level of hotness. I've grown some of those. Chillies cross breed dead easily so you get loads of new varieties all the time and you get all the dafties of the day trying to produce the hottest chilli of course. I reckon is you can eat a regular habanero then you can probably eat any chilli around. You obviously have no pain receptors anywhere in your body. Chillies are as easy to grow as tomatoes and need a bit less watering too so its ideal for the lazy b*****d gardener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 As far as I'm aware the hottest available chilli pepper in the UK is the Scotch bonnet but no doubt there will be some dodgy back street dealings somewhere where brown envelopes are handed over in exchange for the ghost pepper. I can handle Scotch bonnets. They're an excellent addition to a stir fry. Dorset Naga is the hottest widely available one (by that I mean Tesco sell it) I found one in a Caribbean food supply shop called a "Devils Penis" I don't recall ever seeing a Dorset Naga in the supermarket, but I'll keep an eye out for them. "Devil's Penis". Good name! This stuff sounds mental ebay "Put small dab on tongue to try it's like licking a light bulb for an hour in 5mins." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 According to the Scoville Scale, the Bird's Eye Chili pepper is in the 50,000 to 100,000 Scoville heat units range. All I know is that I bought some and having rubbed my eye with my finger after touching them, I quickly lost all notion of hunger and felt only searing pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 We use this and it's mental. http://www.chilefarm..._hot_sauce.html It recommends 'only to use one drop at a time'.................. They're no wrong either... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 The Lupe Pintos deli shops in Glasgow and Edinburgh sell dried Bhut Jolokia (aka Ghost) chillies that are - according to Wiki- 401.5 times hotter than tabasco sauce, although they are no longer the world's hottest chilli. They recommend you wear rubber gloves when handling them! The hottest thing I've ever tried was the Curry Hell dish at Rupali's in Newcastle a couple of months back. Me and my flatmate, who both like spicy food and would make curries as hot as we could stand, went along. We had a main meal each and a portion of this curry hell between us for afterwards. Normally if you eat it yourself you get it for free, your photo on the wall etc. but we were just in it for experimental purposes. Despite having a vindaloo as my main course, I managed 6 mouthfuls or so of this before I admitted defeat. The watering eyes & nose, the sweat and the burning mouth I could fight through, but I felt I was going to vomit copiously should I have one more bite, and this feeling lasted for about 2 more hours. My mate managed 3 mouthfuls and that was with 2 mango lassis to cool down. We asked the guy what was in it and he said 7 different types of chilli. He also said that you get a lot of stag do's coming in and while some people can do it, others get nosebleeds, or collapse to the floor in pain. Aftereffects included waking up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat with a searing ball of fire at the bottom of my ribcage that wasn't for moving up or down, and feeling like I was pishing Agent Orange the next day. There's clips of this thing on youtube, including Gordon Ramsay trying it. I'd recommend it, but only once. The inferno pizza, by comparison, I now put hot sauce on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 He also said that you get a lot of stag do's coming in and while some people can do it, others get nosebleeds, or collapse to the floor in pain. Aftereffects included waking up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat with a searing ball of fire at the bottom of my ribcage that wasn't for moving up or down, and feeling like I was pishing Agent Orange the next day. Good grief. As much as I love spicy food and like pushing the boundaries of what I can handle (whilst still enjoying the taste), this is just plain sadomasicism. Nosebleeds? Fucking nosebleeds? From a curry? Madness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Good grief. As much as I love spicy food and like pushing the boundaries of what I can handle (whilst still enjoying the taste), this is just plain sadomasicism. Nosebleeds? Fucking nosebleeds? From a curry? Madness! Aye thats pretty much where I draw the line awsell. I love hot food (up to a level where the taste is still good) but once it starts burning my puss off and making me feel ill then its no worth trying to act the bigman by having 5 ghost chillies and lying in your bed crying and sweating for the next three days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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