J_Stewart Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 The 100m Junkie Obstacle Course would be a fine addition to the upcoming Olympics. Competitors would have to deftly weave their way through an onslaught of stumbling, sunken-eyed, hollow-cheeked f**k ups trying to crash a spare fag and "borrow" 50p for a quite obviously non-existent bus. The finish line would be a queue for methodone prescriptions through which competitors would have to burst through chest-first like a fucking boss. The only way I'd give a passing though to attending an Olympic event would be if junkies were contesting for medals. The pole vault would be tremendous entertainment, and synchronized swimming little more than an exercise in televised drowning. If you're reading this, Seb Coe - and I know you are, bitch - get this show on the road and your glorified school sports day may yet prove to be a success. It's a cracking idea Barry, would be the perfect way to both symbolise Great Britain in 2012 and drag the Olympics in to the modern world, sadly though, if my experience is anything to go by, your efforts may - like the Junkie's diet - be fruitless. You see I tried to get the cuntos from the Olympic Committee to introduce an event and bring it up here to Aberdeen, "The Belmont Street Alcoholic Hobo Dash". Picture the scene, a middle-distance (for the Homeless) sprint on a straight yet unlevel street, filled with takeaway food, pubs and pissed-up revellers (it would be held at night) on both pavements. The physcial battle of the race would be there for all to see, but imagine the mental toughness of the 'athletes' - stumbling past unmanned chip shops and deserted pint pumps all in the quest for Olympic gold (in this instance a years supply of Special VAT, perfect with it's gold can to symbolise the medal, with Silver cans of Tennents for the runner-up, Bronze coloured Can TBC), all while trying to avoid the steaming messes cheering them on from the sidelines, where fights, swearing, race track invasions and pitch side shagging would not only be the norm, but actively encouraged - an incredible display of mental fortitude. Olympic Committee turned it down of course, apparently not "in the Olympic spirit" or family friendly enough. Joey Barton's not far wrong with these Sports Association Heads not having a clue what people want in the modern era. The Commonwealth games will lap it up though, those fuckers understand what the people want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 J_Stewart, on 26 January 2012 - 14:05, said: Having only discovered this thread and yet to try "The Bad Boy", this is an idea I like. Think the P & B 5's sponsored exclusively by Lidl's Inferno Pizza could be a winner? Ooooft, I like that even more, Div makes some money to renovate P&B towers - or spend on prostitutes, whichever he prefers - and the Lidl's Inferno Pizza gets to sponsor one of the most prestigious events of the year. I like your thinking KB, I like it a lot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealMaroon Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I had to give up after 2 slices. My lord, hottest thing i have ever had. and i am a legend when it comes to pizzas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I had to give up after 2 slices. My lord, hottest thing i have ever had. and i am a legend when it comes to pizzas Clearly not. Bought 2 tonight, devoured the first one and the second one will be saved for the Saturday post-overtime reward 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Here we go........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stockholm Syndrome Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) I used to live on those Alfredo LIDL pizzas when I lived in Munich. Never saw this variety in the shops over there though. Now I am back in Scotland, I don't even know where my nearest LIDL is...will have to begin the search to try one of these beasts! EDIT - apparently Broxburn is my nearst LIDL...might just have to pay them a visit!! Edited January 26, 2012 by Stockholm Syndrome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Here we go........ Very nippy when I was eating it but it died down pretty quick. I'm a bit concerned at what tomorrow may bring, right enough. I'd definitely have it again. Excellent for £1.29. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCR Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Has anyone washed it down with a pint of full cream milk? That usually stops the ring sting the next morning. If someone wants to try that and report back that would be lovely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Just polished mine off. It didn't start too badly, then built up to a crescendo of searing heat at the very end. For about a minute I swear I could feel the blood scudding around inside my head. Tortilla chips with Mexicana cheese and sour cream as a side, probably took the edge off it, and a two pints of water job. Yet now, 10 minutes on, there's no heat at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_J Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Bought mine this evening, realised I pass a lidl on the way home from work, possibly the same scummy lidl in Leith that was referred to earlier but I am a good 15 mins walk from there to the nice part by the shore so its fine! I will eat on a weekend night (not tomorrow as back in glasgow for the weekend) as to avoid ring sting in work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Had one for tea, 8/10 for nippiness, 5/10 for filling,(will probably load it with smoked sausage next time). 10 minutes later I still have a sweaty heid, 10/10 for value though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Another convert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Just had another tonight, they are fantastic, perfectly hot and great value. Top man LPF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Just bought one another one for tomorrow after I play rugby. Don't think it's been mentioned but lidls Frikadellen and micro cheese-burgers are fantastic. Always rated lidls as a shop and now I single again it's the only place I shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Our town used to have a Tescos in it but they moved out and virtually killed the place.(i.e. only charity shops left) Lidl opened up in the old store and hardly anyone went to it. The place is now quite busy and the quality of food now sold is excellant. I will be making a point now of trying all the foodstuffs that people on here are recommending. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I've been getting my fresh fruit and veg from there and Its perfectly fine, at a very good price. Picked up some excellent salami too, a steal at 79p. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Lidl's sausage rolls are also fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Told my dad about this pizza so he picked one up for his dinner last night, i awoke to a text from him informing me of his ring sting, i still haven't tried it but will have to sample its delights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Had one of these last night. Fuckin tremendous. Left a slice and had it for breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Does Tesco or anywhere else sell these? Since it's not Lidl own brand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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