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Traynor has gone from a Succulent Lambist to a Cherry Cheesecakeist ?

I actually have an image of Brown in a high chair with one of those hard plastic bibs around his neck and cheesecakey slart* running out of the side of his mouth and dribbling down his chin.

Traynor uses his spoon to scoop it up and put it back into Brown's facial orifice.

"Come on John, you know it's good for you........."

*(Slart - a quasi-medical term explained to me by a GP mate, more than a fart but something less than a shite - a hybrid rectal excrescence. Slart.)

Brown was there to sample the cheesecake, then stood on his high chair and demanded to see the title deeds to the restaurant! He then urged customers to withhold their money for meals and instead put it in a pot that he would ring fence, this would go towards staff and running cost and murray park. Essentially he's proposing a hostile takeover of Cafe Gandolfi and no doubt Gandolfi fish along the road.

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Probably the thickest thing i have ever read on here.

And that includes magees contributions.

says the Captains brother/cousin and dad all in one :rolleyes:

Name one mile of greenery between Glasgow and Greenock or Muhwell............ Same city.

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Great words from Turnbull Hutton today, well done sir.

Can you change your sig as it currently suggests a Newco gets in "no questions asked"? I'm sure that's not your intended meaning.

Agree on Turnbull. Very bold.

Thank you

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Probably the thickest thing i have ever read on here.

And that includes magees contributions.

Being thick is a pre-requisite of being a Celtic/Sevco fan.

Apologies to them for the use of a big word.*

*Not really, they can go fling shite at themselves :)

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says the Captains brother/cousin and dad all in one :rolleyes:

Name one mile of greenery between Glasgow and Greenock or Muhwell............ Same city.

Mainly green belt from Paisley down the M8 to Port Glasgow, have a look on a map!

Personal Insults wont cover up the fact you've made yourself look a tit.

So are you a glory hunter or a bhigot?

Celtic play in Glasgow, look that up in a map too

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I actually picture the scene like this. Brown shovels a big daud of cheesecake into his gob. He continues to talk with his chops full, and the cheesecake dribbles out the sides of his mouth. Traynor leans across the table, scoops up the falling pieces of saliva-soaked cheesecake, and with an orgasmic sigh, spoons them into his own mouth...

Thus proving, no matter what, Traynor continues to swallow any old shite that comes from the mouth of the Old Firm.

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Being thick is a pre-requisite of being a Celtic/Sevco fan.

Apologies to them for the use of a big word.*

*Not really, they can go fling shite at themselves :)

a hyphon is not required

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