Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread - All chat here!

[The_Kincardine]

5 minutes ago, bennett said:

"Word on the streets is they will b there next season, will they have the money 2 repair Ibrox though, £20m allegedly"

This is the stuff that the demented obsessives are made of.  No c**t is surprised.

The amusing part, from a P&B perspective, is to see the diddies buy in to their shite.  Oh and when I reference 'the diddies' each and every one of you know who I mean.

[dogmc]

This is the stuff that the demented obsessives are made of.  No c**t is surprised.

The amusing part, from a P&B perspective, is to see the diddies buy in to their shite.  Oh and when I reference 'the diddies' each and every one of you know who I mean.

That point would carry more weight if the only people reporting that claim weren't yourself n bennett. Noone else has mentioned it let alone 'bought into it'....still carry on deprecating people for things they haven't actually done if it makes you feel better.

[bennett]

1 hour ago, dogmc said:

That point would carry more weight if the only people reporting that claim weren't yourself n bennett. Noone else has mentioned it let alone 'bought into it'....still carry on deprecating people for things they haven't actually done if it makes you feel better.

It's all over social media with the usual suspects demanding that the SMSM runs with it.

 

 

[aofjays]

1 hour ago, dogmc said:

That point would carry more weight if the only people reporting that claim weren't yourself n bennett. Noone else has mentioned it let alone 'bought into it'....still carry on deprecating people for things they haven't actually done if it makes you feel better.

Benny and Kinky are the diddies. He spelt it out for you man!

[aofjays]

26 minutes ago, bennett said:

It's all over social media with the usual suspects demanding that the SMSM runs with it.

 

 

Ah, 'all over social media' is the vaunted P&B perspective is it? 

[The_Kincardine]

1 hour ago, dogmc said:

That point would carry more weight if the only people reporting that claim weren't yourself n bennett. Noone else has mentioned it let alone 'bought into it'....still carry on deprecating people for things they haven't actually done if it makes you feel better.

Ah so Wunf didn't C&P the whole story then?

[Monkey Tennis]

18 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

This is the stuff that the demented obsessives are made of.  No c**t is surprised.

The amusing part, from a P&B perspective, is to see the diddies buy in to their shite.  Oh and when I reference 'the diddies' each and every one of you know who I mean.

What a foolish post the above represents.

All I've seen of this 'story' comes from Bennett.  Nobody else on P&B seems interested.

[The_Kincardine]

1 hour ago, Monkey Tennis said:

What a foolish post the above represents.

All I've seen of this 'story' comes from Bennett.  Nobody else on P&B seems interested.

Ah so Wunf didn't C&P the whole story then?

[Monkey Tennis]

Did he?  Where?

Who is Wunf these days anyway?

[the 67]

Pish stained jake doing the creeps job.....tongue punching Bens ring.

[Romeo]

13 minutes ago, the 67 said:

Pish stained jake doing the creeps job.....tongue punching Bens ring.

Someone has to do it. where is the creep these days anyway?

[bennett]

34 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

Ah so Wunf didn't C&P the whole story then?

Don't confuse the yokel with facts..

[Monkey Tennis]

1 minute ago, bennett said:

Don't confuse the yokel with facts..

Ok, this yokel is indeed confused.

Nothing cryptic please.  Just explain where on here, someone, other than you, ran with that silly story about Rangers having to play at Hampden due to Ibrox needing £20m of repairs?

[The_Kincardine]

On 10/17/2016 at 17:39, Njord said:

This?

 

 

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However, while he was the right way up-which wasn’t for long-he told us a story, a tale which I cannot verify the veracity of, but as adults I’m sure you can make your own mind up. In Scotland, the water is supplied to homes and businesses by Scottish Water, a monopoly, and you simply cannot get it from anywhere else. Water, of course, is lifes most basic need, so we can safely assume everyone uses it, and everyone gets theirs from Scottish Water. Oddly enough, if a home or business is not receiving a bill from Scottish Water, the company has no legal right to determine where they get their water from, or if they are somehow cheating the system and stealing it. This compares with electricity companies, who can actually pop round if you have solar panels, which lead to a huge drop in bills, to make sure you have solar panels, as opposed to a meter that runs backwards, or one of those little magnet things that slow it down. 

“rangers ” , apparently, have not received a water bill for around two years, and no one has looked into the reason for this. Well, they can’t, and I guess there’s nothing wrong with not paying a bill if you don;t get one, although any responsible business would surely look to find out why, and thus avoid being stung with an unpayable bill further down the line. About three months ago, there was a burst pipe down that way, and while they were fixing it, there are claims that an illegal pipe leading from a nearby church to the Ibrox superstore and stadium. So the drunk says, anyway, and it does seem a little hard to believe. I mean, surely a man with a shovel would be noticeable if he was laying a bloody great pipe as well. Not if it was laid at the same time the Ibrox superstore was built, he claims, and he went on to say that the club had been siphoning off the water that is supplied to the church, as they get there’s free, and thats why the new club hadn’t been billed.

Since this discovery, the water people have sent the real peepil an estimated bill, which is believed to be roughly equivalent to that of a similar sized stadium in the city, around £95,000 a month. Churches get their water free, so it might be difficult, although surely not impossible, to see if their usuage has suddenly increased. This also means that unlike some companies, who have arrangements to share a supply, they cannot enter into such an agreement with anyone. £95,000 a month seems a lot to me, but when you take into account the undersoil heating, the sprinkler system and the showers-alright, maybe not the showers, for obvious reasons-there might be something in it. And of course, estimated bills are usually a lot higher than the real bill, as companies like to frighten you into negotiation, and allowing them to check the usage.

It appears that the water company has sent this bill, as well as demanding a surety against future bills, which , in the finest traditions of the old Rangers, has been ignored. The water people have set a date, that by which, if they have not been paid, they will terminate the supply within twenty four hours, and indeed, have promised to go to the press when this date arrives. The club have pleaded their ignorance to the pipeline, and its entirely possible whoever built the shop made an arse of the plans, so we have to give them the benefit of the doubt, even though it appears that no one at Ibrox noticed they weren’t paying, or getting, a water bill. Surely there is one man responsible for making sure the bills are paid on time in that place ? But then again, they do like their traditions over there, and since they seem determined to pretend they are the same club, it cannot be much of a surprise that they behave towards creditors in the same way.

The council are allegedly aware of all this, and aren’t very happy about it. If the water is cut off, then both the stadium and the shop will have to be closed. As far as the club is concerned, it appears they are resorting to the default position-not the one accusing everyone of child abuse- but the one where they say its in the hands of their lawyers. Last night there were spurious claims that the water had already been turned off, though that doesn’t fit in with the Water company’s threat to go public with the information, so we will just have to wait and see. If the amount mentioned is correct, and the club have known about this for some time, they would surely be trying to juggle the books around to try and find a couple of million from somewhere. But then again, it could all just be nonsense, and another attack by all those bigots and haters who just want to see “rangers ” punished. Then again, it might not be. 

You can make your own mind up. Whatever way you look at it, its quite funny, and you have to give credit to whoever made it up, if, of course, it is made up. Which it surely must be. No one could be as stupid as to not pay the water bill and not expect to get found out."

 

 

1 hour ago, Monkey Tennis said:

Did he?  Where?

Who is Wunf these days anyway?

See above.

[The DA]

Wow, Kinky.  If true, that's incendiary.  Can you back that up?

[Monkey Tennis]

8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said:

 

See above.

Eh?

That was a completely different, but doubtless equally nonsensical story.

The one you responded to Bennett about, alleging that P&B obsessives were all over it, was the claim that Rangers would be playing at Hampden due to Ibrox needing £20m of repairs.

You've now cited the daft water pipe story, which in an increasingly rare witty moment you'd amusingly  called 'Watergate'.  

Two different strands of rubbish Kincardine.  You were quite wrong once more in saying, then insisting, that Bennett was not the only person highlighting the Hampden move on here, at that stage.

[bennett]

1 hour ago, Monkey Tennis said:

Ok, this yokel is indeed confused.

Nothing cryptic please.  Just explain where on here, someone, other than you, ran with that silly story about Rangers having to play at Hampden due to Ibrox needing £20m of repairs

 

The tweet from magee was a follow on from the sevco spring scandal.

[Monkey Tennis]

Just now, bennett said:

 

The tweet from magee was a follow on from the sevco spring scandal.

So was the £20m repair bill that necessitated a move to Hampden, closely linked to the diverted water nonsense?  How so?

[bennett]

30 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said:

So was the £20m repair bill that necessitated a move to Hampden, closely linked to the diverted water nonsense?  How so?

 

Apparently that is why we are stealing water, to save £2m and help pay the massive repair bill.

[Monkey Tennis]

4 minutes ago, bennett said:

 

Apparently that is why we are stealing water, to save £2m and help pay the massive repair bill.

Yes, as I said, most convincing.

And of course, it's perfectly clear that the tale about Hampden received no interest on here, but this didn't stop Kincardine from claiming we were all terribly excited by it.