Dave1875 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Kat Von D is $700 an hour holy shit. Was going to make a "I hope you mean tattooing" joke but decided against it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Attractive looking girls with such horrific tattoos actually make me sick, its just a total waste of skin. Theres a bird who works in the William hill in Leith who I have a soft spot for and occasionally have a tug about who has a similar downfall. Would still definitely smash it though That's my wee cousin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Actually that leads me onto a pet hate of mine; tattoo bores. The folk who insist on showing everyone who'll listen their tattoos and telling them how much it means to them and why they got it and what it represents. Cringeworthy wankers. I'm bad for this when drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I've got tattoos myself, so I'm in no position to judge, but one I've never understood is people who get one in a foreign language which is inevitably misquoted and misspelled. Chinese is a minefield for that - remember talking to a Chinese girl who had been chatted up by a Scottish guy who proceeded to show her the ink he'd got in Hong Kong while travelling. He told her it signified strength or courage or something along these lines. What it signified was the Chinese version of bawbag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowdenbeathLoyal Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Tribal tattoos annoy me as well, yeah its cool if you are built like a brick shite house but not okay if you have been going to the gym for a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) Since starting this thread, I've had my first tattoo (pished in Magaluf) and am booked in for another one. Hopefully sober and not in Magaluf. Edited April 29, 2014 by TurbineTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowdenbeathLoyal Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Since starting this thread, I've had my first tattoo (pished in Magaluf) and am booked in for another one. Hopefully sober and not in Magaluf. Tell me you didn't get something stupid as most pished people do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I'm in the middle of getting a half-sleeve done at Hepcat in Glasgow. Not back in until May 31st though so just enough time for me to forget how sore it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I'm in the middle of getting a half-sleeve done at Hepcat in Glasgow. Not back in until May 31st though so just enough time for me to forget how sore it is. A couple of tips: Don't go in with a hangover. Have something to eat beforehand. Take ibuprofen. Put ibuleve gel on the intended area of the tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 My mate got his half torso finished the other week, the tattooist (aforementioned Cammy) gave him a couple Tramadol to numb the pain. My mate, ONE HOUR LATER, still thought it was pretty unbearable. Cammy left the room to take a call, my mate got up and tanned another two trammy's. Needless to say, spew everywhere, taxi phoned and said mate absolutely jakey'd out his tits Tramadol are the berries, but they don't half give me the opiate itch. I end up happily stoned out my melon, scratching away at my flesh in a daze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 My mate got his half torso finished the other week, the tattooist (aforementioned Cammy) gave him a couple Tramadol to numb the pain. My mate, ONE HOUR LATER, still thought it was pretty unbearable. Cammy left the room to take a call, my mate got up and tanned another two trammy's. Needless to say, spew everywhere, taxi phoned and said mate absolutely jakey'd out his tits The stomach and chest are probably two of the sorest areas to have inked to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Tell me you didn't get something stupid as most pished people do? Only if you count GMFC as being stupid.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Only if you count GMFC as being stupid.. Yeh......that's pretty stupid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Yeh......that's pretty stupid! It was a fucking smart idea, right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 It was a fucking smart idea, right. lol.......I got a football tattoo when I was 16yo. Thankfully, like all my tattoos it can't be seen with clothes on..........still didn't stop me getting it covered over eventually though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 lol.......I got a football tattoo when I was 16yo. Thankfully, like all my tattoos it can't be seen with clothes on..........still didn't stop me getting it covered over eventually though! I got RRFC on my inner bicep at 16 and still love it, I like all my 6 though and the same as you can be covered easily by clothing. f**k getting a neck, head or hand tattoo, must be one of the ultimate turn off to employers/the general public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 lol.......I got a football tattoo when I was 16yo. Thankfully, like all my tattoos it can't be seen with clothes on..........still didn't stop me getting it covered over eventually though! It's on my leg, which is only noticeable to people when i'm playing football, or wearing shorts etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Chest's alright. I've had both sides done but need a big cover up on one side (due to dunted in Ibiza) .. I'm a camel toe caravan club member that was, without doubt, the sorest fucking thing I've ever done. I was hungover, hungry and never took/applied any Ibuprofen/Ibuleve when I got my tat on my pec........I ended up whiteying! Was sore as fcuk but thankfully learned my lesson for my next tattoo! Edited April 30, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Craig Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I got my first the day after the Scotland - England game last year. I'd booked my slot with the tattooist a fortnight before and forgot that the match was the night before. It was fair to say that me shiteing myself was enough to keep the hangover at bay. 30 minutes later and it was done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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