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Remember when hundreds of wee fannies gave Savo an unbelievable attention boost by wanting him instated as mod?

How did that work out, exactly?

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You always call it wrong. Everything in the "Trolls" post is factual. Everything in your post is fiction.

Unlucky.

So you're a girl?

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Remember when hundreds of wee fannies gave Savo an unbelievable attention boost by wanting him instated as mod?

How did that work out, exactly?

He withdrew, just like his Dad should have.

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Does this mean the under 50's would have exclusivity to the "pishing yourself in public" thread then? :huh:

Would never apply to them. Catheters and pish bags mean they never really have to worry unless the cup runneth over, which is unlikely as they tend to be very organised and stuck in their ways.dry.gif

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Does this mean the under 50's would have exclusivity to the "pishing yourself in public" thread then? :huh:

Don't know but Hearts fans can have first dibs on 'talking pish in public'.

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Utterly shite comeback. I genuinely thought you'd be a bit better at this given how much practise you get. I guess I was wrong. I'm thoroughly disappointed and saddened. I suppose practise doesn't really make perfect. :(

I note this is yet another tear-stained response some time after claiming not to respond to my posts.

Still, at least you're not bothered.

I think you're getting a bit confused here. "Spending a life" doesn't really equate to making a few posts on the subject. It's more like 40,000 odd in a few years. I'm glad I could clear that up for you.

I don't think you have, unsurprisingly.

Perhaps it's because I don't type using my face, but I've found 40,000 posts is actually quite easily done with a couple of hours access per day. I can certainly understand why it would be difficult for you to post that much though, seeing as you have nothing original or witty to contribute.

Must be difficult staring at the screen watching much greater minds at work, trying to scramble for relevance in the background.

^^^ Ayr United

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Remember when hundreds of wee fannies gave Savo an unbelievable attention boost by wanting him instated as mod?

How did that work out, exactly?

:lol: That was probably the most cringeworthy thing ever witnessed.

Yes I'm female.

When did SAVO post on here? Any links to his posts?

You are not missing much.

I note this is yet another tear-stained response some time after claiming not to respond to my posts.

Still, at least you're not bothered.

I don't think you have, unsurprisingly.

Perhaps it's because I don't type using my face, but I've found 40,000 posts is actually quite easily done with a couple of hours access per day. I can certainly understand why it would be difficult for you to post that much though, seeing as you have nothing original or witty to contribute.

Must be difficult staring at the screen watching much greater minds at work, trying to scramble for relevance in the background.

^^^ Ayr United

You two should get a room. You do realise that neither of you are actually saying of relevance apart from trying to appear not bothered and tell the other person that he is bothered.

On a side note, I have access to P&B for 7 hours a day from a Monday to Friday. Also the weekend if I can be arsed to check it, which is very rarely. I don't have anywhere near the number of posts that you do.

Just saying..... :rolleyes:

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I'm actually terrified to post now.

I don't want to try and appear relaxed, or I'll be savaged for not being relaxed. I can't emphasize that relaxation by saying I've had a beer and I'm reading the Kindle in between p and b, because then I'm a drunk like Tryfield and I'll be rimming Nigel Farage and mopping up his Pimm's with a crumpled pound sign logo t-shirt.

On the other hand I can't join in the jokes because I'll be accused of being Jimmy85 or StandFree, who are clearly some sort of hybrid Fritzl/Glitter cyborg (apparently) that are overcompensating by joking around because they're not important enough.

I'm not really any football team or nation because I get breathless watching football never mind playing it, but I don't want to be anyway because if that guy that was sort of The Solomon Islands briefly didn't actually get to be The Soloman Islands then my request to open a beach bar on St. Kitts and Nevis with David_Kennedy's_Hand isn't going to go down at all well.

I hope you've noticed what I've done here folks: I've attempted to covered all bases with a sort of xbl style passive neutrality, but also namechecked a little known poster in a bid to subtly show that I'm relaxed enough to know people in REAL LIFE.

All this work on one post and I'll still be seen as crushingly irrelevant. *sigh*

Tough business this forum. :(

Bugger aff.

That's nae where near a melt doon.

We wanna see a melt doon.dry.gif

There's a bit there that makes me laugh though.......

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No, I'm the forum's Howard Webb. Constantly having people telt, worthy of mercurial respect but will mostly be remembered for the occasions I cocked things up.

The fact that you compare yourself on here to a referee says it all really.

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I note this is yet another tear-stained response some time after claiming not to respond to my posts.

Still, at least you're not bothered.

I don't think you have, unsurprisingly.

Perhaps it's because I don't type using my face, but I've found 40,000 posts is actually quite easily done with a couple of hours access per day. I can certainly understand why it would be difficult for you to post that much though, seeing as you have nothing original or witty to contribute.

Must be difficult staring at the screen watching much greater minds at work, trying to scramble for relevance in the background.

^^^ Ayr United

I'm glad you noted that. I changed my mind. xbl was right about you in a certain sense though (not that shite about football teams and stuff - I still have no clue what that was about). You have a set formula that you stick e.g "you're so bothered", "scrambling for relevance", "you don't contribute anything". If I were to psychoanalyse you, I'd say that this was because of the deep-rooted insecurities that you yourself have about these things. Which is understandable.

You two should get a room. You do realise that neither of you are actually saying of relevance apart from trying to appear not bothered and tell the other person that he is bothered.

I don't want to get a room - I don't want his first kiss to be from another man :( . And I always say something of relevance. I would describe myself as a very relevant person.

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