Thistle_do_nicely Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 (edited) Is he going to get any petrol? No, he's using the forecourt to turn round. He thinks he's Rod Stewart. Look at him. Still thinks the petrol cap to a Ford Focus is on the offside rear. Look, he's determined to make it reach! It's not gonna reach mate! Oh, he has done. edit: and shortly after that: "No, Michael, it's just me and Dan that are going for the drink." "Ah, that's areet then, I'll just get hammered on me own!" *big grin* Edited November 11, 2013 by Thistle_do_nicely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Flatley my dear, I don't riverdance. (Give a damn.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 YOU'RE FROM HOLT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I have to say, it makes me laugh when I hear people say VW. It's actually quicker to say Volkswagen. If I had a pound for every time I heard someone use an acronym that actually extended the syllable count I'd be a millionaire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 MY TEA TASTES OF CHICKEN. Excuse me this tea tastes of chicken...oh wait, no, I've just eaten some chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Ruddy hell... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 It's soft cell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swampy Posted November 18, 2013 Author Share Posted November 18, 2013 MUSTARD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 You could cut it with a knife it was electric.....The atmosphere, not the knife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Single-hand-sue there tackling the buffet. She's like a human JCB... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Stringback for extra purchase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 You don't go pushing something as powerful as Toblerone on someone you've only just met. It's utterly irresponsible, and I'm absolutely furious with one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki7qSoYc3Yw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 (edited) I was listening to an interview Armando Ianucci gave for a podcast and he said when they started writing Alan Partridge they had an office at the BBC opposite the office of the production staff of Last of the Summer Wine. The Last of the Summer Wine writers had a big board with cards pinned up with programme ideas and one of the Alan Partridge writers, Peter Baynham decided to sneak a couple of programme ideas on to the LOTSW board. This ideas were "Compo bursts a puppy with his cock" and "Compo finds a dead child in a burnt out car". Edited November 28, 2013 by Ya Bezzer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 What was she up to? I began to keep a diary..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 nhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25187623 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 KING OF ANGLIA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 nhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25187623 "I have a Word file that's 200 pages long that's just stray bits of Alan." Fucking hell, I would give my house* to a crack dealer to lay my hands on that word file. *worth a shrewd, six-figure sum #dece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 "I have a Word file that's 200 pages long that's just stray bits of Alan." Fucking hell, I would give my house* to a crack dealer to lay my hands on that word file. *worth a shrewd, six-figure sum #dece Six figures in dollars #hovel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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