BFTD Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 I've been having dreams about toilets lately. Didn't realise it was a recurring thing until last night, then realised I'd had quite a few lavatorially-themed adventures lately.. One was about a knackered old school which has these stupidly huge lavvies with hundreds of cubicles laid out like a maze. They were in a terrible state with smashed cubicle walls everywhere, lakes of piss pooling all over the floor, massive quantities of shite smeared everywhere, and broken seats/porcelain. I was desperate for a shite and spent some time trying to find a cubicle with an intact toilet and walls so I didn't have to crap in front of all the kids milling around. Gave up in the end and just used a clean, intact loo that was completely exposed to the rest of the room. Last night it was a knackered old Fawlty Towers style hotel which had toilets dotted around the building. I was desperate for a piss, but every toilet I found was either broken, engaged, or just had people hanging around inside having a drink. No doubt there's some deep metaphorical reason behind why I'm spending so much time hanging around toilets in my sleep, but I'd rather they were as memorable as Miguel's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 I had a dream last night that Russia invaded Scotland and chose the seaboard villages as their invasion HQ. I was cutting about telling them to go and buy eggs off of my dad (who does actually live close by). When a group of soliders refused I shouted "Free Ukraine" at them. Next thing I knew I had half a dozen kalashnikovs aimed at me and then gave them the "mon then" guesture. I woke up before I was probably turned into Swiss cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 On 16/05/2024 at 01:34, BFTD said: Last night it was a knackered old Fawlty Towers style hotel which had toilets dotted around the building. I was desperate for a piss, but every toilet I found was either broken, engaged, or just had people hanging around inside having a drink. Those pesky Rangers fans, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 On 12/05/2024 at 06:09, Miguel Sanchez said: Then a bird outside woke me up and I've spent the past 25 minutes typing this. I feel like I'm going to die. At least my wife was hit. Surely that's a bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 4 hours ago, sugna said: Surely that's a bad thing. I spent half a hour typing that on a phone with my eyes barely open and never made a spelling mistake until the last word 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 I dreamt Dion Dublin was kidnapped and beheaded by ISIS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I dreamt Dion Dublin was kidnapped and beheaded by ISIS. Hopefully with a snazzy video titled “Dion Under the Axe”, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 2 hours ago, TxRover said: Hopefully with a snazzy video titled “Dion Under the Axe”, eh? It was big news. Absolute headline news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 5 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: It was big news. Absolute headline news. Waiting to hear how the Mail and Express titled their coverage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Heads Under the Hammer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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