welshbairn Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I enjoy walking round the house with my balls out, I don't do it in Scotmid. Walking about the house baws oot is the gateway senario. Next you'll be experimenting with the close, and you'll end up getting arrested at the playground fence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Walking about the house baws oot is the gateway senario. Next you'll be experimenting with the close, and you'll end up getting arrested at the playground fence. Superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Belturs head well and truly gone. You know someone doesn't have an argument when they bring out the "all stoners are lazy" card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I mean, do you want to walk down Sauchiehall Street with the smell of this filth shooting up your nostrils? Do you want independent boozers to close down because they can't compete with dodgy 'cafes' like they've got in Amsterdam (shithole), full of mingin' tourists and layabouts? Do you want your kids growing up smoking drugs? Do you? Is this what you want is it? I fucking hate drugs, and if you take them, even a 'joint' every now and then, you're a complete fucking arsehole. I don't think kids would be allowed it, tbh. Good thing too. My kids chat enough rubbish without being stoned as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I don't think kids would be allowed it, tbh. Good thing too. My kids chat enough rubbish without being stoned as well. My maw called me boring when she was pissed after I told her I didnt do it in Amsterdam... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Amsterdam was pretty good mate. Maybe you should give it a try, you can legally get yer hole aff some beaut and then legally smoke a joint in public. It's pretty awesome. Think you're really needing it lad. You can get your hole aff some beaut here as well, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) You can get your hole aff some beaut here as well, m8.I was suggesting it as Beltur seems like he's really needing a ride m8, far to frustrated it seems. Edited January 29, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beltur Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Went to Amsterdam in the summer, not a great city if I'm honest. The locals looked fed up with drugs/sex tourists, beer was expensive, the food was shite and the place smelled like shite drugs. One of my mates went to that Bulldog coffee shop, and came out unable to stand by himself. We had to put him on a tram and make sure he got back to the hotel OK, because he was higher than the sun. Took about 2 hours of quality boozing time off our Thursday night. Would've been less hassle and wasted time if it weren't for 'weed'. Never seen anyone in such nick after even 10 pints, and this boy can handle a decent amount of booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beltur Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You drove your mate to it tbh, you depressing shite. You'll get a knock at the door soon enough, you drug abusing criminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Weed is amazing. I don't understand why everybody doesn't smoke it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Weed is amazing. I don't understand why everybody doesn't smoke it. Akpo Sodje aka Afroman Any excuse to post this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Went to Amsterdam in the summer, not a great city if I'm honest. The locals looked fed up with drugs/sex tourists, beer was expensive, the food was shite and the place smelled like shite drugs. One of my mates went to that Bulldog coffee shop, and came out unable to stand by himself. We had to put him on a tram and make sure he got back to the hotel OK, because he was higher than the sun. Took about 2 hours of quality boozing time off our Thursday night. Would've been less hassle and wasted time if it weren't for 'weed'. Never seen anyone in such nick after even 10 pints, and this boy can handle a decent amount of booze. Was it a pre rolled joint he smoked? Ive heard more than a few times that some pre rolled joints in Amsterdam are lined with acid. Either that or he cant handle his weed. Unable to stand yourself after smoking weed is a new one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Was it a pre rolled joint he smoked? Ive heard more than a few times that some pre rolled joints in Amsterdam are lined with acid. Either that or he cant handle his weed. Unable to stand yourself after smoking weed is a new one Aye there was defo something dodgy with it. Falling over and everything? No chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Unable to stand yourself after smoking weed is a new one Never had a white out smoking after drinking all day? It's the alcohol what does it Edited January 29, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Weed is amazing. I don't understand why everybody doesn't smoke it. Yeeeeeeah it is. I'm off to the Dam in T-3weeks. Apartment rented. It's gunna be the dogs dangles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Yeeeeeeah it is. I'm off to the Dam in T-3weeks. Apartment rented. It's gunna be the dogs dangles. We've been talking about going in February too for ages but yet to book anything of course. Edited January 29, 2015 by Akpo Sodje 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beltur Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Was it a pre rolled joint he smoked? Ive heard more than a few times that some pre rolled joints in Amsterdam are lined with acid. Either that or he cant handle his weed. Unable to stand yourself after smoking weed is a new one Pre-rolled. I'm not surprised it's lined with acid, they're drug dealers at the end of the day. Up there with paedophiles and rapists in terms of scumbaggery. Thanks for your input over the last couple of pages. It has been quite a read and very insightful. You sir, are a completely deluded bell-end. Bo'ness United. You probably live in a caravan ya absolute ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beltur Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Doctors and Chemists aren't drug dealers, you Dundonian simpleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Doctors and Chemists aren't drug dealers, you Dundonian simpleton. What do you get from Chemists then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted January 29, 2015 Author Share Posted January 29, 2015 Went to Amsterdam in the summer, not a great city if I'm honest. The locals looked fed up with drugs/sex tourists, beer was expensive, the food was shite and the place smelled like shite drugs. One of my mates went to that Bulldog coffee shop, and came out unable to stand by himself. We had to put him on a tram and make sure he got back to the hotel OK, because he was higher than the sun. Took about 2 hours of quality boozing time off our Thursday night. Would've been less hassle and wasted time if it weren't for 'weed'. Never seen anyone in such nick after even 10 pints, and this boy can handle a decent amount of booze. Went to the Bulldog. Stayed a tram ride from the city centre. Doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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