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Just now, Sergeant Wilson said:

I expected that to be honest. My wife is in Dundee since yesterday, at a graduation. Have you seen her?

Yeah we are going to the DCA to watch the double feature, want to join?

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Walked past a *** with a thick Nornirish accent at Aldi in Govan.

"Hi mate can you give us a lift to the airport?"

"Sorry?" (I thought I heard him right the first time, but the accent mixed with the audacity of the request made me ask him to repeat himself)

"Can you give us a lift to the airport?"

"Ah, right. No."

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20 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

Hows the surf in Manly?

I'm told its ok although we're having a milder than normal winter, so waves are a little less than normal. I've no actual idea as I don't surf for a multitude of reasons - I can barely swim, I have no balance so couldn't stand up on a board, and I don't want to be eaten by a shark!

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15 hours ago, AMMjag said:

Walked past a *** with a thick Nornirish accent at Aldi in Govan.

"Hi mate can you give us a lift to the airport?"

"Sorry?" (I thought I heard him right the first time, but the accent mixed with the audacity of the request made me ask him to repeat himself)

"Can you give us a lift to the airport?"

"Ah, right. No."

Makes a random c*** asking you have a spare quid "for the bus" seem reasonable.

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45 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

One of the main sponsors of the Rugby League Challenge Cup is Mushy Peas. That's the most North of England thing ever. 😀

Don't jest, next thing you know the trophy will be a giant gravy boat...

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