Jump to content

Reasons to be Cheerful


Recommended Posts

At this time of year in 732 the forces of good defeated the vile muslim Saracen c***s that had been raping and slaughtering their way up through Africa and into Europe. This was their first attempt at conquering Europe and they were driven out slowly precipitating Charlemagne and the Holy Roman empire And then the crusades in response to this attempt to set up a worldwide caliphate.

Unfortunately, over a thousand years later, the west is once again being taken over by this vile ideology. But we seem to be a lot more welcoming this time. I think it's all over for us now.

But anyway, we can celebrate the destruction of their first attempts and the creation of "Europe" as we roughly know it as a result of this significant victory in the city of Tours in 732

:)

Edited by Reynard
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Great weekend ahead;

Thur - Volbeat concert tonight with the lads and a few beers

Fri - Took the day off work due to thursdays exploits, out again on the beers for my mates birthday

Sat - The bird is away out so I have the house to myself. Celtic game early KO, then watch my coupon get f*cked, then the Man city game, then match choice, then match of the day, with a curry and a few beers in for good measure

Sunday - rest.

:thumsup2

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I always thought we had nice bin men who took the emptied bins / boxes up our driveway off the street but it turns out that it's actually an elderly neighbour who does it for all the houses in our street as an odd hobby. How nice.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I always thought we had nice bin men who took the emptied bins / boxes up our driveway off the street but it turns out that it's actually an elderly neighbour who does it for all the houses in our street as an odd hobby. How nice.

What a nice old geezer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I always thought we had nice bin men who took the emptied bins / boxes up our driveway off the street but it turns out that it's actually an elderly neighbour who does it for all the houses in our street as an odd hobby. How nice.

Herbert.JPG

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...