Honest_Man#1 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 it is always worth buying your dad somthing you can use. Hence the bottle of whisky I gave my dear dad. Yep, whisky was my first thought but he was at a whisky festival yesterday so thought handing over a bottle of whisky during a probable whisky based hangover today wasn't the best of ideas. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 (edited) My kids wouldn't get me this. http://t.egotastic.com/egotastic/#!/entry/dad-loves-cars-and-hot-topless-girls-get-him-some,539b70f8b7d8d24162dff1a2 They did get me a dartboard though so all is good. Edited June 15, 2014 by tinkerbelle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Sitting half jacked, full of sirloin and lager at a rather lovely centre parcs with the people who I love tae bits the most. Totally fucking chilled oot -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 Teeing off at 1237 arse is twitching Not really playing the kittocks but its glorious here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Had to take the day off to get delivery of a new cooker. Was meant to be delivered between 9-2 and they were here at 9:05. First two winners at Royal Ascot, roasting sunshine, new path layed and a crate of San Miguel in the fridge which was donated by my neighbour for cutting a couple slabs. I'm having a great day, shame the mrs comes home in a couple hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Had to take the day off to get delivery of a new cooker. Was meant to be delivered between 9-2 and they were here at 9:05. First two winners at Royal Ascot, roasting sunshine, new path layed and a crate of San Miguel in the fridge which was donated by my neighbour for cutting a couple slabs. I'm having a great day, shame the mrs comes home in a couple hours The way your luck is today she will probably be carrying an ann summers bag and be horny as hell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 The way your luck is today she will probably be carrying an ann summers bag and be horny as hellI wouldn't put that shite on for anybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Just knocked 45 mins from a journey because initial bus arrived early, allowing me to catch an earlier train than the one planned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akritoi Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Since my last visit however many years ago: Passed out of HMS Raleigh. Qualified on HM Submarines. Walked the length of Hadrians Wall. Finally went to Rome. Bought a motorbike. Didn't die when crashing said motorbike. Played rugby for RN Command Scotland. Got married. Got selected for promotion to Leading Hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> Since my last visit however many years ago: Passed out of HMS Raleigh. Qualified on HM Submarines. Walked the length of Hadrians Wall. Finally went to Rome. Bought a motorbike. Didn't die when crashing said motorbike. Played rugby for RN Command Scotland. Got married. Got selected for promotion to Leading Hand. Congratulations! Good few achievements there! Though to me, you'll always be that young lad that was pissed as a fart in Walkabout five minutes after getting there and dropping a pint on the floor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 Me-Lying on couch fannying around on laptop watching the fitba Gf-outside cutting the grass Get a blowjob tonight and it will be like xmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akritoi Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Congratulations! Good few achievements there! Though to me, you'll always be that young lad that was pissed as a fart in Walkabout five minutes after getting there and dropping a pint on the floor I've dropped numerous pints since then up and down the country. I felt it was rude to simply confine it to the fine people of Glasgow. Currently I'm touring Helensburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Me-Lying on couch fannying around on laptop watching the fitba Gf-outside cutting the grass Get a blowjob tonight and it will be like xmas The things you do with Santa whilst she's not looking is entirely up to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Russia v Korea is very watchable. Glad I never stayed up for a bore fest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Russia v Korea is very watchable. Glad I never stayed up for a bore fest. go up a channel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Prague in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Just managed to fold a napkin in half eight times, thus proving the "you cannae do it more than seven times" naysayers wrong. Edited June 18, 2014 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 NSW just won the Origin series for the first time in something like 99 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 NSW just won the Origin series for the first time in something like 99 years. My brother in law will be pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Can't think of any reasons to be cheerful the now. Nope. Not any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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