Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 ^^^ Zen is posting fae 'the nick' IMO.... Ha Ha Ha Ha ............................................... no, this would involve being incarcerated until the Monday, or Tuesday if it were a local holiday, so The Sarge recanted in his memoirs. Luckily for me, no misdemeanour has been made and I am at liberty to have a grand break of fast of the morrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 (edited) Went to Oban yestetday to watch The Accies and get steaming. Accies won the tournament, we made it back to Hamilton without getting the jail (just) and I then pulled a 21 year old. Not too shabby. Edited July 13, 2014 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Went to Oban yestetday to watch The Accies and get steaming. Accies won the tournament, we made it back to Hamilton without getting the jail (just) and I then pulled a 21 year old. Not too shabby. Was she a Hamilton fan also? If so, unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Was she a Hamilton fan also? If so, unlucky. Well I forgot to use my "what team do you support? " chat up line so I couldn't tell you. Thanks for your concern though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 In away for my birthday oats. Belated happy birthday. Hope your Mrs enjoyed her annual 3 minute knee trembler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Weeper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Well I forgot to use my "what team do you support? " chat up line so I couldn't tell you. Thanks for your concern though. Tbh if you were blind drunk I'd imagine anything would seem attractive; even lady Hamilton fans. Don't worry, there's someone for everyone. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 In other news, apparently there's going to be circa 9000 at Dens today; it's also going to be a lovely day weather wise! AND it's world cup final day. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Tbh if you were blind drunk I'd imagine anything would seem attractive; even lady Hamilton fans. Don't worry, there's someone for everyone. What a tragic little man you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Cheers. 2 mins 20 seconds. A personal best! Nice one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Cheers. 2 mins 20 seconds. I had her knickers off in 19 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 I had her knickers off in 19 seconds. Too tight for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 In away for my birthday oats. Hope you had a good day Mozza' and the 'trembler' was (ahem,cough) 'to your satisfaction'.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 What a tragic little man you are. Though not as tragic as a person who's proclaiming they've pulled a 21 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Though not as tragic as a person who's proclaiming they've pulled a 21 year old. Better than shagging a 14 year old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Better than shagging a 14 year old Not quite the same if you're basically the same age though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Though not as tragic as a person who's proclaiming they've pulled a 21 year old. Pretty sure Bert is a middle aged man? If I was a single, middle aged man and managed to pull a 21 year old, I'd be quite pleased tbh. On yerself, Bert. Better than shagging a 14 year old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Pretty sure Bert is a middle aged man? If I was a single, middle aged man and managed to pull a 21 year old, I'd be quite pleased tbh. On yerself, Bert. I'm 32 ffs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 At least tomorrow i will be hang over free and not about to embark on my regular month long TITP come down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Better than shagging a 14 year old Gaun' yerself, Bert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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