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Pardon my ignorance but what is a 'visa run' ?

It's a cheap way of getting rid on an unwanted employee. You tell them they're on a freebie outside the country, and inform the authorities they won't have a job when they try to come back. Saves a lot of fuss and redundancy payments.

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He told Barr that he wasn't allowed to build the stadium at Heathfield because the attached retail park to fund the stadium wasn't to be built because it would be bad for the town centre. 6 months later he approved an Asda with attached retail park on the site.

Basically, it's killed Ayr United..

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He told Barr that he wasn't allowed to build the stadium at Heathfield because the attached retail park to fund the stadium wasn't to be built because it would be bad for the town centre. 6 months later he approved an Asda with attached retail park on the site.

Basically, it's killed Ayr United..

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Took my 92 year old Dad for a check up at the Cardiology Department today. He's got Alzheimers and is nearly deaf, so when the nurse told him in the crowded waiting room that she needed to check his weight and height he didn't know what was going on, and I shouted in his ear that they needed to measure him for his coffin. Cue laughter from staff and patients. Didn't think he heard properly. All went fine, and after we went for his ECG test. The technician made him lie down on a trolley and started sticking the things to his chest to check his heart out. Then he asked "Is this how you make me dead?". The technician was shocked and tried to reassure him. I felt awful. Then he turned his head to me and winked. The old fucker.

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