KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Mum and dad going on holiday this Friday. Nothing but peace and quiet for 2 weeks. Peace and quiet. Is that what we're calling wanking now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 There's an empty in Perth for the next fortnight, P&B sleep over YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm taking that as a confirmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm too poor for Perth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 There's an empty in Perth for the next fortnight, P&B sleep over YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 *nips out for top of the range locks and weaponry* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Yes Cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I just got burned, well played Bobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 The ridiculously hot weather is making butter pleasingly spreadable. That, and football is back tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 A wee trip to Aberdeen Airport tomorrow afternoon, then it's 'Efes, Kebabs and Suntan Sunburn time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) 2 weeks in Dyce? Enjoy! 11 nights. Two weeks was far too much.. Edit.. For Dyce that is. Edited July 1, 2015 by broon-loon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Just been informed I passed my assessment for the prison officer application Still a long way to go but it's one less thing to do. Here's hoping I'm offered an interview 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Good luck in your inevitable shanking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Just been informed I passed my assessment for the prison officer application Still a long way to go but it's one less thing to do. Here's hoping I'm offered an interview Well done pal good luck with the next stage of your application 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) Good luck in your inevitable shanking. We had a tour a couple months back and it really wasn't what I expected it to be. It's a remarkably peaceful place believe it or not. Well done pal good luck with the next stage of your applicationCheers bud. Still not getting my hopes up but it's a step in the right direction Edited July 2, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) We had a tour a couple months back and it really wasn't what I expected it to be. It's a remarkably peaceful place believe it or not. You get a cracking clip on tie, just in case any lunatic tries to kill you through strangulation. Don't think the screws get killed very often, usually just permanent disfigurement, having a boiling kettle thrown over you, jaw tanned, that kind of thing. EDIT - You'll probably be alright though. Edited July 2, 2015 by gavin_3110 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 You get a cracking clip on tie, just in case any lunatic tries to kill you through strangulation. Don't think the screws get killed very often, usually just permanent disfigurement, having a boiling kettle thrown over you, jaw tanned, that kind of thing. EDIT - You'll probably be alright though. Don't forget the surprise sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 We had a tour a couple months back and it really wasn't what I expected it to be. It's a remarkably peaceful place believe it or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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