Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Just had two more Cadbury's Star Bars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 At another assessment day today. This time for a job as a train conductor. Passed all the tests and have an interview now. Two interviews on the go now. After all the assessments and shit, I'm going to be devastated if I don't get offered a position at either of the places 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 At another assessment day today. This time for a job as a train conductor. Passed all the tests and have an interview now. Two interviews on the go now. After all the assessments and shit, I'm going to be devastated if I don't get offered a position at either of the places Are you a torn faced c**t? If not, then a career in train conducting isn't for you. In all seriousness, good luck mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Are you a torn faced c**t? If not, then a career in train conducting isn't for you. In all seriousness, good luck mate. I'm currently on the 1200 London to Inverness train and there's a very attractive woman handing out free booze. If the poster you are referring to is her, then hi. If not, he should do it like that. Free booze = happy train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Actually happened last night - there can't be many sights funnier than a small cat trotting past you carrying a full slice of pizza in its mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Are you a torn faced c**t? If not, then a career in train conducting isn't for you. In all seriousness, good luck mate. Cheers pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I have beer. And a lot of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Just had two more Cadbury's Star Bars.Is this a euphemism for something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Just had two more Cadbury's Star Bars.Did you eat them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Got an interview this week for a new job, just awaiting a phonecall tommorow to confirm a time.Good luck mate!driving a pick-up doing deliveries. Does the other guy, who does the collections, drive a drop - off? If so you should swap vehicles.At another assessment day today. This time for a job as a train conductor. Passed all the tests and have an interview now. Two interviews on the go now. After all the assessments and shit, I'm going to be devastated if I don't get offered a position at either of the places Good luck bud! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Cheers pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Did you eat them? Ate one, shoved the other up my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You sick fucking b*****d. Imaging eating a Star Bar. Philistine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I've got my hands full with my own progeny, no chance I'm running after yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Sound lad I worked at Sky with just chanced his luck by asking Rory Mcilroy for a signed copy of the new EA PGA game. Mcilroy responded telling him nae bother, send your address details via PM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I'm pished 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Another FB type post but gym done, macdonalds ate, bag packed, feet up and a drink awaiting mates picking me up for a night out in Aberdeen tonight Cmoan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) Made some raging UKIP voting bint blow a fuse on Facebook because I shared the picture of the Nazi saluting Queen. Proceeding to then argue with me, and got appropriately shut down. Simple pleasures. Edited July 18, 2015 by DonnieDarko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 An unexpected four figure windfall has landed in my account today courtesy of Sergeant WIlson and colleagues. Had my eye on a new jacket so will be treating myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) An unexpected four figure windfall has landed in my account today courtesy of Sergeant WIlson and colleagues. Had my eye on a new jacket so will be treating myselfYou sued the Walmington On Sea branch of the Home Guard? Edited July 18, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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