Deeboy Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 I lifted the hall carpet and tiled the whole hall floor recently. Makes a great splat when he tries to run along the hall. since you aren't allowed to hit your kids, let your hall floor do it for you. You are a man before your time, Pete. A pioneer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Finally beating the elderly neighbours in the Sunday morning curtain opening contest. They've opened theirs now though, so thankfully they're not dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 since you aren't allowed to hit your kids, let your hall floor do it for you. You are a man before your time, Pete. A pioneer. I don't fancy hitting him, like me he's quite a big fella. I reckon it won't be long before he can give me a pasting. So I'd much rather he get angry with the hall floor than with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/33501951 Get it right up ye, Lewis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 One of the new dragons is a wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 One of the new dragons is a wid What's his name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Puff. Honnah Lee you're going to drag this into pundom 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Interview for Prison Officer job booked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Finish work in 45 minutes, been a complete drag today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Finish work in 45 minutes, been a complete drag today. Are you a Ladyboy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Lee McCulloch has signed for Killie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Good luck lad Cheers bud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Victoria Coren-Mitchell's flotation devices, aided by being high in the belly, but I don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Lee McCulloch has signed for Killie And of course the muppet killie fans who post on here are cock a hoop about it. Super fan losers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Are you a Ladyboy? No... just incase sjc read this thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Cheers bud Check out some of these top interview tipshttp://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/02/03/20-essential-job-interview-tips/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) And of course the muppet killie fans who post on here are cock a hoop about it. Super fan losers.I've not looked at any Killie threads on here but I can't quite believe that anyone would be happy about their club signing McCulloch. Neither a good player nor a good human being. Edited July 13, 2015 by Honest_Man#1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Just read a comment on youtube that made me laugh more than I've laughed in s long while, sides are actually hurting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Eight (incredibly long) days off cigarettes. Loaded up on gum and lozenges, but slowly trying to wean myself down on the dose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Got an interview this week for a new job, just awaiting a phonecall tommorow to confirm a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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