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You do realise Lichtie, that by putting these statements out into the universe, you're setting yourself for a massive repair bill for something in the next week or so? The doGs don't like being mocked.

It's ridiculous how often that happens eh? :lol: Finally seem to be doing alright and then something comes up that rinses you again.... Not to worry though I will do my best to keep out of trouble :P

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So you've lost 23% of your attractiveness in 14 days.

I make it you're losing 1.65% attractiveness a day.

In around 46.6 days time, you'll be an ugly c**t at that rate, Pete.

That's OK, I was a very ugly teenager, so I had years of practice at it. I've had a decade and a half of being attractive, I've had a good run. I was a very cute kid, so hopefully I'll keep regressing, Benjamin Button style, and get better looking as I come out the other side of the ugly years again.

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