Rugster Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Not so much my own RTBC, more a gift to the good people of P&B.. some scoundrel burst my beak Weeperdee levels of pakora sauce here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 27 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What do you use them for? Drying my tears mainly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Quote Sky News could be closed, its parent Sky plc has warned, if it proves to be an impediment to the latter's takeover by the global news and entertainment company 21st Century Fox. https://news.sky.com/story/sky-warns-over-future-of-sky-news-as-fox-takeover-investigated-11118529 Anything that brings this frozen faced c**t to unemployment is a RTBC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: https://news.sky.com/story/sky-warns-over-future-of-sky-news-as-fox-takeover-investigated-11118529 Anything that brings this frozen faced c**t to unemployment is a RTBC Sadness in her eyes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Got up this morning at 6:20 as usual, shit, shave shower, dressed, went downstairs for a cup and my granddaughter comes down and asked if she could make me breakfast. Cue scrambled eggs on toast before work today! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Just made a cake with the wee one. Flour and butter everywhere. Every pot, bowl and utensil used. Kid covered in cake mix. Table, worktop and floor filthy. Bloody hilarious and great time together. Now she can go for a nap and I can spend two hours cleaning up. Worth it all 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Because my Friday shift is so short it feels like the weekend starts when I leave work Thursday. It's a long way til Monday fellas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 2 things. First being I'm off for 7 days and the other being I just discovered Jim Jeffries is playing the Armadillo at the end of January and I've just bought tickets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 shift to go then off for 8 days. Yay Seriously? Telling you, next year I'm keeping track! [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fishnchips2go (shite name, eh?) Large juicy fresh mushrooms, nice fluffy batter. 9.5/10 Chips quite good with lots of scraps 8/10 Moray Cup sub: Dr Pepper All round, well worth the journey. Mods, get this c**t banned. Tout de suite. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Dementia? Too late for some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1. The Mozza battered mushroom pish is getting tedious. 2. Mushrooms are absolutely wonderful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: 2. Mushrooms are absolutely wonderful. They’re alright I suppose, I eat them first in a fry up to get them out the way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Just now, heedthebaa said: They’re alright I suppose, I eat them first in a fry up to get them out the way You should never have food on your plate that you want to eat to "get out of the way". Unless you're under 16 and it's something your parents/guardians insist you eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: You should never have food on your plate that you want to eat to "get out of the way". Unless you're under 16 and it's something your parents/guardians insist you eat. Well I’m hardly going to eat the black pudding and tattie scones first am I 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I eat the healthy stuff like salad and veggies first to get them out the way. You don't want to ruin the nice part of your dinner with broccoli or mushrooms and you don't want to be left with just mushrooms at the end of your meal, leaving you with a nasty taste in your mouth all night. It's simple food science. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Just now, Cerberus said: I eat the healthy stuff like salad and veggies first to get them out the way. You don't want to ruin the nice part of your dinner with broccoli or mushrooms and you don't want to be left with just mushrooms at the end of your meal, leaving you with a nasty taste in your mouth all night. It's simple food science. Exactly, imagine eating your steak first, then the onions, mushrooms and chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Justice were on over the PA earlier in Glasgow City Centre's finest Co-Op (Crown Street Gorbals). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: I eat the healthy stuff like salad and veggies first to get them out the way. You don't want to ruin the nice part of your dinner with broccoli or mushrooms and you don't want to be left with just mushrooms at the end of your meal, leaving you with a nasty taste in your mouth all night. It's simple food science. I do exactly the same but every meal I worry that I'll have filled my belly to capacity before reaching the soggy underpastry the steak pie or whatever other morsel I've saved. I sometimes think starting with all the best stuff would be the cleverest way but haven't bern brave enough to try it. What if I'm not full and left with spinach? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 6 hours ago, heedthebaa said: Well I’m hardly going to eat the black pudding and tattie scones first am I You need to keep the tomatoes to combine, alternately with bits of bacon and sausage. You also need to keep a bit of all the meaty stuff to make a piece at the end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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