Lexi Collector Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 We have someone in Club DECE called Carlos. He brings us champers to our booths #spanishwaiter #notabouncersname #clubwank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Cute that the unpopular kids are trying to start their own group because they aren't good enough for club DECE #godeceorgohome #nerds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Doss is teuchter patter spoken by bed-wetters in places where protein powder hasn't even been discovered. #Fact 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Rule number 1 of Club DOSS is surely to never talk about Club DOSS. Because nobody gives a f**k about Club DOSS. Please don't ever start believing that you were picked for Club DECE because you were wanted in the club. They were looking for anyone to make up the numbers, pure and simple. Not doss behaviour. Instead of the hashtags, we will do that Facebook thing where you can say how you are 'feeling'. E.G. feeling like Club DECE are a bunch of nancy-boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Club Doss is the ProfileHeaven/Bebo of Clubs. Shite. #shitbantz #notdece #dossersaretossers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 We have no feelings on club w**k, you're too irrelevant. We're too busy feeling #reem #swolle #dece These are the only feelings we have, so we don't have to tell each other how we feel like a bunch of #nondecebetamales 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Club Doss is the ProfileHeaven/Bebo of Clubs. Shite. #shitbantz #notdece #dossersaretossers feeling unrattled, which is more than can be said for certain members of Club DECE ^^^ We have no feelings on club w**k, you're too irrelevant. We're too busy feeling #reem #swolle #dece These are the only feelings we have, so we don't have to tell each other how we feel like a bunch of #nondecebetamales Your decision to nickname us Club w**k has given away that you do indeed have some feelings about us. feeling not in denial, unlike Lexi Collector I am off for the night. Need to wake up tomorrow feeling doss. Sweet dreams, all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Emotions are for girls and talking about how you feel only reveals weakness. Club Dece does our talking on the dancefloor by pulling all the 9/10s. #standard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 feeling unrattled, which is more than can be said for certain members of Club DECE ^^^ Your decision to nickname us Club w**k has given away that you do indeed have some feelings about us. feeling not in denial, unlike Lexi Collector I am off for the night. Need to wake up tomorrow feeling doss. Sweet dreams, all. We look down on club doss and make jokes about your inferiority. Club doss house, which is basically a slum. #clubslum #clubwank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Didn't make the cut...obs need to lift more. Gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Doss rhymes with toss. If you add er onto toss, you get tosser. Do I need to add anything? Dece rhymes with geese. Geese is a type of bird. We get all the birds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 This "dece" shite needs to get flushed away and I'm all for it. You won't find a bigger hater Is this all because the t-shirts weren't a real thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Some boi Lex-aye. Club Doss is rather cute. #wouldntevenpulla6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Congrats to everyone who made it in to #clubdece. There's a bottle of vodka (#belvedece, obvs) chilling at our booth. Help yourselves lads, it's on me. Unlucks to anyone who didn't make the cut. You can give my name on the door and the bouncer will let you in. Joke. He'll tell you to GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Going to the park with a bottle of OJ as it's #tapsaff weather and I need to show off how much lifting I've been doing. Then going to try and fire into some 8/10 Mormon birds from America. I do like a challenge and now being a confirmed member of #clubDECE should put me in good stead #godeceorgohome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 <<< Official member of #clubDECE you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Not very doss. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Currently feeling : Happy that club dece is absolute shite. Buying new goalie gloves and glove glue today also. Feeling doss. Top goalkeeper with no knee's! Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 All members of Club DECE must undergo this new initiation process, its legit I swear. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2013/jul/08/mos-def-force-fed-guantanamo-bay-video 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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